[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream Positive clean thoughts But they're all either and mean and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande sing her last song of the And as the audience the damn concert is leaving the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp the carpet, hasta la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And stared 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Febreze in the chick's hair Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And be so afraid to leave even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling salts after I Quaalude cup straighten you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my ain't gonna shut And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of possible line to spit Every punchline, every that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team can't see me, no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, five minutes And I this shit Someone's gonna me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale time I start a movement's a bowel I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I up and I smack the moon You're grief struck that I'm back so Your teacher for this up with a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and reefer when your is to him Don't adjust your I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob my penis got an attitude My Weiner's in a combative mood Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut instinct in sync My thoughts and my stomach up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was elite That's basically what me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading keepin' the at bay Like Laci Peterson, fetuses and feet have been weighted, chained in semen It's straight wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to make Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take seats AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream hates Which makes easier, still under scrutiny smooth criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A hill and too steep Obey these demons, we're still in Keep feedin' me blank As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf Time to shake trees again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I two shits If they wanna my music to entice with use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me I stare into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look your way, screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be fast a frightening forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always of your past 'Cause your heiny's sore, 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass From the night last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, unroll it and fold it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The bear you don't wanna poke its The of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a