[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems like an implausible Positive clean intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for obvious But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Spray Febreze in the hair Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and away the key And she'll be so to leave even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's impossible like rapin' a We butt-naked and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible line to punchline, every combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took five And I survived this gonna challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only I start a movement's a bowel I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew When I'm to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the grief struck that I'm back so soon Your teacher for afternoon Creep up with a of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a Catholic dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust your cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina a plastic spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a my penis got an attitude My fuckin' in a combative mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I just a leak suddenly I think in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink the pad, then boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's what makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to make me Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and I three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and screamin' 'Cause they keep on me keepin' the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream media makes things easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like renewed 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a feat A hill and it's too Obey demons, we're still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to shake trees again Wait, make that repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I I give two shits If wanna license my music to entice with use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp Mental cased off, always had a view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms might be formed Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished wiping your ass From the before last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, unroll it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The bear you don't poke its back The of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, their gears lock, severe Fear at the mere Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a