Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in tees
'Cause I'm i's every time I cross one of these
There's not a redeeming at all in me
It's impossible, seems like an implausible
Positive clean thoughts
But all either altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme
in-between a brainwashing machine
Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical
bomber that's seeing
Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening
And as the audience the damn concert is leaving
Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region
I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons
But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em
I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa
And at least a large in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, la vista
I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach
And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list
Gettin' head in the sand an embarrassed ostrich
Professional sprayer
Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear
Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players
Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett
And just stared 'til I her think it
Said, "Maybe we should get married."
She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare
her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, beads in a split rear
Spray Febreze in the chick's
Make her wheeze get air
I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared
And chained to me, and throw the key
And she'll be so to leave
That even if she ends up breaking free she'll sit there
Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up
It's impossible like a slut
We butt-naked and fuck
You're close, wait for you,
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
With salts after I Quaalude your cup
That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup
Hate to get bogged down in
But bitch, I'm like the dog with females
My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside
I strangle a skank's neck it's triangular
Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't shut
And mention me in your raps if it you a buck
Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub
'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut

2]
Get a writers inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every idea of every possible line to
Every punchline, every that rhymes with it
Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it
Head so big, I shot myself ten in it
Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes
And I this shit
Someone's gonna challenge me,
Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too
You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*,
You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale
Only time I start a a bowel
I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
even though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew
When I'm 'bout to out, I don't mean get a rash from it too
when I say I have allergies, I actually do
But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you

3]
Creature the Black Lagoon
I up and I smack the moon
You're grief struck that I'm so soon
Your teacher for this
Creep up with a pack of
We pack a punch like Sun
Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms
Cup of lean up in the room
Bieber in a Catholic school
Selling dust and reefer your back is to him
adjust your speaker
I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo
Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes
Fuck with a plastic spoon
While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop
'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge!
fun for me just to grab a boob
Plus my penis got an
My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood
and suck a mean one like it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, what you do
you love to eat butt, it's sad but true

4]
I just sprung a suddenly
What I think in my gut instinct in sync
My thoughts and my stomach link up with each
Ink the pad, then boom!
the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite
That's basically what me me
Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink
Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the
For you to see Shady
And bet ya they'd need cleats
I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat
I please Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the ingredient of pain relievers, and saline
I take three Aleves, break these fevers, I'm ailing
I stay free of divas and screamin'
'Cause they keep on me
Vading the women at bay
Like Laci Peterson, fetuses
Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen
It's straight wait!
if it takes meat cleavers to make believers
Mistake-free schemes are me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her steak meat
Emcees take seats AMC theaters
Deranged ringleader, depraved
Who media hates
Which makes easier, still under scrutiny
Villainous criminal, livin' room
With the Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, with a broom
in two pieces, and lays deceased in it
Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it
in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it
It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces
The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases
'Cause my releases 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, simultaneously
As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues
'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill 'em's a huge
A hill and it's too
Obey these demons, still in cahoots
Keep feedin' me blank
As soon as I sink teeth
And I'm the loose leaf
Time to shake these trees
Wait, make phrase repeat again
Killin' the loose leaf, shake these again
Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them
The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons
And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a
Who I influence I two shits
If they wanna license my music to entice
Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS

7]
Excuse me while I into space for a few
In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon
cased off, always had a straight-forward view
But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel
No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude
Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled it
And this has to do with bein' gay, boy
just where the wordplay's goin'
But ain't I can say or do
'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored}
You say I'm always
So if I look way, you're screwed
'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too
'Cause I'd murder you bitches by turnin' the gaze on you

8]
Let's take it back before the pants
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white
Lightning storms might be fast
Such a forecast!
But when slightly hoarse, rasp
From the cyphering or-gasp, but reciting your raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past
'Cause heiny's sore, that's
'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass
the night before last
No good, but rap somethin' I'm at
adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat
Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac?
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, a shoulder-strap
For that, unroll it and fold it back
So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it
So I a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat
Make a bitch think in aerobics class
The bear you don't wanna poke its
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my tracks
When I appear, my stop
Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits
Careers flop, their lock, severe shock
Fear at the thought
Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top
I'm in the sky when I
Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop

Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you
I got a for a line