[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream Positive clean thoughts But they're all altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're lost in the scheme in-between a brainwashing machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme Suicide bomber seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the from the damn concert is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his abdominal I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a Raqqa hijab And at least a extra in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit Leave her stretched out a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a rear Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and away the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up It's impossible like rapin' a We stay butt-naked and You're close, for you, what? My idea, you too, it's waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, every combination that rhymes it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, five minutes And I survived shit Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the grief struck that I'm back so soon Your teacher for this Creep up with a of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin in a Catholic school Selling and reefer when your back is to him Don't your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes Fuck Christina with a plastic While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! fun for me just to grab a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just sprung a leak What I think in my gut become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made That's basically makes me me Creating stink, these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and screamin' 'Cause they schemin' on me keepin' the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, fetuses Legs and have been weighted, chained in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like meat take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who media hates makes things easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like excretion, it's simultaneously As I'm givin' these grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A hill and too steep these demons, we're still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf to shake these trees again Wait, that phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they license my music to entice with Then use the shit it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare space for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do 'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I your way, you're screwed if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white Lightning storms be formed fast Such a forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night before No good, but rap somethin' I'm at adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat Where your cojones at? are always being rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta unroll it and fold it So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, severe Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a for a line