Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees
'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I one of these
There's not a quality at all in me
It's impossible, like an implausible dream
Positive thoughts intervene
But all either altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme
in-between a brainwashing machine
Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical
Suicide bomber seeing
Ariana Grande sing her last of the evening
And as the from the damn concert is leaving
Detonates the device strapped to his region
I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons
But your dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em
I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab
And at least a large in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the
And a of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list
Gettin' head in the sand like an ostrich
Professional sprayer
Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like wristwear
species in this ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players
Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett
And just stared I made her think it
Said, "Maybe we just get married."
She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her for me, then I hit bare
Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I her, anal beads in a split rear
Spray Febreze in the chick's
her wheeze tryna get air
I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared
And chained to me, and away the key
And she'll be so to leave
That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there
Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up
impossible like rapin' a slut
We stay and fuck
close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
With smelling after I Quaalude your cup
That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup
to get bogged down in details
But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females
My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular
Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna
And mention me in your if it makes you a buck
Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub
I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut

2]
Get a million writers inside of a room in it
Try to get idea of every possible line to spit
Every punchline, every combination that with it
Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it
Head so big, I myself ten times in it
commit suicide in it, took five minutes
And I survived this
gonna challenge me, who?
Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too
You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*,
You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale
Only time I start a movement's a
I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew
When I'm to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too
'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do
But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you

3]
Creature the Black Lagoon
I up and I smack the moon
grief struck that I'm back so soon
Your teacher for this
up with a pack of hoodlums
We pack a punch like Sun
Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of
Cup of lean up in the padded
Justin Bieber in a Catholic
Selling dust and reefer when back is to him
Don't adjust speaker
I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo
Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes
Fuck Christina with a plastic
While I some G-Funk and blast some Snoop
her double g-cups are massive, huge!
It's fun for me just to a boob
Plus my penis got an
My fuckin' in a combative mood
Come and a mean one like it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do
'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true

4]
I just sprung a suddenly
What I in my gut instinct become in sync
My thoughts and my stomach link up with other
Ink touches the pad, boom!
Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made
That's what makes me me
Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink
Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the
For you to see Shady
And I'll bet ya need cleats
I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat
I please Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and
I three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing
I stay free of and ladies screamin'
they keep schemin' on me
Vading keepin' the at bay
Like Laci Peterson, baby
and feet have been weighted, chained in semen
It's demon—and wait!
Even if it takes meat to make believers
schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her like steak
take seats like AMC theaters
Deranged ringleader, king
Who mainstream hates
Which makes things easier, under scrutiny
Villainous smooth criminal, room
the nude Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat a broom
It's in two pieces, and deceased in it
Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it
in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it
It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep
The syllables ooze fecal, they like renewed leases
my brain releases 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, simultaneously
As I'm these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues
even if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill a huge feat
A and it's too steep
Obey demons, we're still in cahoots
Keep feedin' me blank
As as I sink these teeth
And I'm killin' the loose
Time to shake these again
Wait, make that phrase repeat
Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again
Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them
The whites and the blues mixed with nitrus
And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance
Who I influence I give two
If wanna license my music to entice with
Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment

7]
Excuse me I stare into space for a few
In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon
Mental cased off, always had a view
But you bozos keep givin' the flamethrower
No ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude
Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade thru it
And has little to do with bein' gay, boy
It's where the wordplay's goin'
But ain't I can say or do
'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored}
You say I'm screw-faced
So if I look your way, you're
'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too
'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you

8]
Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants
To the Nike, Jordan,
The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees
Lightning storms might be fast
a frightening forecast!
But when you're slightly hoarse,
From the or-gasp, but still reciting your raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past
your heiny's sore, that's
'Cause you still haven't fuckin' wiping your ass
From the night before
No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at
Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat
your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac?
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, need a
For that, gotta unroll it and fold it
So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat like a yoga mat
Make a bitch she's in aerobics class
The you don't wanna poke its back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks
When I appear, my stop
Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits
Careers flop, their lock, severe shock
at the mere thought
Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top
I'm in the sky I talk
Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop

Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you
I got a idea for a