[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm i's every time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive thoughts intervene But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme in-between a brainwashing machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide that's seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the And a pair of underwear on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the sand an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear species in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Febreze in the chick's hair Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We stay and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With smelling salts I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's Shape but it's upside down, and my ain't gonna shut And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I ain't get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million inside of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible line to Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes And I survived shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, your troops, try to boost the morale Only I start a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your teacher for this Creep up a pack of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and reefer when your is to him adjust your speaker I'll the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo cleaner 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a mean one like mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I sprung a leak suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made basically what makes me me Creating stink, these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat I pray please to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me keepin' the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take seats like AMC Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream hates Which makes things easier, still scrutiny Villainous criminal, livin' room the nude Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a huge A hill and it's too Obey these demons, still in cahoots feedin' me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to shake trees again Wait, make phrase repeat again the loose leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment
7] Excuse me I stare into space for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade thru it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back before the pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms be formed fast Such a forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your 'Cause your sore, that's you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night before No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever seen a So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta it and fold it back So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a Trojan so fat, I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just ladies, you know I love you I got a idea for a