[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before kicks off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a quality at all in me impossible, seems like an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical Suicide that's seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But your dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a Raqqa hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a piece of tarp the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear species in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet my hips square her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a rear Febreze in the chick's hair Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and away the key And be so afraid to leave even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, wait for you, My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub 'Cause I ain't get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a room in it Try to get every of every possible line to spit punchline, every combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes And I survived this Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only time I start a movement's a I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm back so teacher for this afternoon Creep up with a pack of We pack a like Capri Sun Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Bieber in a Catholic school Selling dust and reefer your back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! fun for me just to grab a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, what you do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I think in my gut instinct in sync My thoughts and my link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made basically what makes me me Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby and feet have been weighted, chained in semen It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees seats like AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream media Which things easier, still under scrutiny smooth criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste feces The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a feat A hill and it's too these demons, we're still in cahoots Keep feedin' me blank As soon as I these teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to these trees again Wait, that phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon Mental cased off, always had a view But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you
8] Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white Lightning storms be formed fast Such a forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night before No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and fold it So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in aerobics The bear you don't wanna its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
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