[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in this 'Cause I'm i's every time I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the from the damn concert is leaving Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal beads in a rear Spray in the chick's hair Make her wheeze get air I for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We stay and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a writers inside of a room combined in it Try to get every of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I myself ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived this gonna challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale time I start a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to out, I don't mean get a rash from it too when I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I smack the You're grief that I'm back so soon Your teacher for this Creep up a pack of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a Catholic Selling dust and reefer when back is to him Don't adjust speaker I'll cuss the off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob my penis got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I sprung a leak suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My thoughts and my stomach up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was elite That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd need I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and ladies 'Cause they schemin' on me Vading keepin' the at bay Like Laci Peterson, fetuses and feet have been weighted, chained in semen It's straight wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who media hates Which makes things easier, still scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, livin' With the nude Reese Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these grief, they're feelin' the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A hill and it's too these demons, we're still in cahoots Keep feedin' me blank As soon as I these teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these again Wait, make that phrase again Killin' the leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite and chew them The whites and the blues mixed nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I two shits If they wanna license my music to with Then use the shit like it's the for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode like a blade rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, you're 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be formed Such a forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, unroll it and fold it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a mat Make a bitch think she's in class The bear you don't poke its back The of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a idea for a