Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees
'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these
There's not a redeeming at all in me
It's impossible, seems an implausible dream
Positive clean thoughts
But they're all altered and mean
and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme
Squashed in-between a brainwashing
an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical
Suicide bomber seeing
Ariana Grande sing her last of the evening
And as the audience from the damn is leaving
Detonates the device strapped to his region
I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons
But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em
I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab
And at least a extra in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach
And a of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list
Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich
shit sprayer
Bitch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear
Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players
Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett
And stared 'til I made her think it
Said, "Maybe we just get married."
She's facing me, I placed my feet my hips square
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare
Leave her stretched out like a baby on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, anal in a split rear
Febreze in the chick's hair
Make her tryna get air
I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared
And chained to me, and away the key
And be so afraid to leave
That even if she ends up breaking free she'll sit there
Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up
It's like rapin' a slut
We stay butt-naked and
You're close, wait for you,
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
With smelling salts after I Quaalude cup
That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup
Hate to get down in details
But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females
My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular
Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut
And mention me in your raps if it makes you a
Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub
'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut

2]
Get a million writers inside of a room in it
Try to get every idea of possible line to spit
Every punchline, every that rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team can't see me, no i's in it
so big, I shot myself ten times in it
Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes
And I survived this
Someone's gonna challenge me,
Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too
You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality
You fantasy, your troops, try to boost the morale
Only I start a movement's a bowel
I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap that you
I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too
'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do
But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you

3]
Creature from the Lagoon
I reach up and I the moon
You're grief struck that I'm back so
Your teacher for this
Creep up with a pack of
We pack a like Capri Sun
Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of
Cup of lean up in the padded
Justin Bieber in a Catholic
Selling and reefer when your back is to him
adjust your speaker
I'll the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo
cleaner 'til I gag from fumes
Fuck Christina with a plastic
I bump some G-Funk and blast some Snoop
'Cause her double are massive, huge!
fun for me just to grab a boob
Plus my got an attitude
My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative
Come and suck a one like it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, what you do
'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but

4]
I sprung a leak suddenly
What I think in my gut instinct become in
My thoughts and my stomach link up each other
Ink touches the pad, boom!
Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was elite
basically what makes me me
Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink
Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the
For you to see Shady
And I'll bet ya need cleats
'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat
I pray Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the ingredient of pain relievers, and saline
I take Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing
I stay free of divas and ladies
'Cause keep schemin' on me
keepin' the women at bay
Like Laci Peterson, baby
Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen
It's straight wait!
if it takes meat cleavers to make believers
Mistake-free schemes are me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her steak meat
Emcees seats like AMC theaters
ringleader, depraved king
Who media hates
Which makes things easier, still under
Villainous smooth criminal, room
the nude Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat with a
It's in two pieces, and lays in it
Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it
Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it
R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it
It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep
The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases
'Cause my brain 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, simultaneously
As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues
even if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill 'em's a feat
A hill and it's too
these demons, we're still in cahoots
Keep feedin' me blank
As as I sink these teeth
And I'm the loose leaf
Time to these trees again
Wait, make phrase repeat again
Killin' the leaf, shake these trees again
Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them
The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons
And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a
Who I I give two shits
If they wanna license my music to entice
Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment

7]
Excuse me while I into space for a few
In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon
cased off, always had a straight-forward view
But you bozos keep givin' the fuel
No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more
like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it
And this has little to do with gay, boy
just where the wordplay's goin'
But much I can say or do
ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored}
You say I'm screw-faced
So if I look way, you're screwed
if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too
'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you

8]
Let's take it back before the tightly-worn
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees
Lightning storms might be fast
Such a forecast!
But when you're slightly hoarse,
From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of past
'Cause heiny's sore, that's
'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass
From the night last
No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at
Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat
Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you ever seen a
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, a shoulder-strap
For that, unroll it and fold it back
So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat
Make a bitch think she's in aerobics
The bear you don't poke its back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus
I appear, my peers stop
Hearts in their stomach, their spirits drop
Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock
Fear at the thought
Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top
I'm in the sky I talk
Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop

Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you
I got a idea for a