Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So off limits
I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in this
I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of these
There's not a quality at all in me
It's impossible, seems an implausible dream
Positive thoughts intervene
But all either altered and mean
and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme
Squashed in-between a brainwashing
Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical
Suicide bomber seeing
Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening
And as the audience from the damn concert is
Detonates the device strapped to his region
I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons
But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em
I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab
And at least a large in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a piece of tarp the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach
And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list
Gettin' head in the sand an embarrassed ostrich
Professional shit
Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like wristwear
Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players
Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett
And just 'til I made her think it
Said, "Maybe we just get married."
She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit
Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, beads in a split rear
Spray Febreze in the hair
Make her wheeze get air
I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch
And chained to me, and away the key
And be so afraid to leave
That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there
Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up
It's impossible like a slut
We stay butt-naked and
close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup
That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup
Hate to get bogged in details
But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females
My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler
I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular
Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna
And mention me in your raps if it you a buck
Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub
'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut

2]
Get a writers inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every of every possible line to spit
punchline, every combination that rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it
so big, I shot myself ten times in it
Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes
And I survived this
Someone's gonna challenge me,
Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too
You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality
You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale
Only time I a movement's a bowel
I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew
When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a from it too
'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do
But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you

3]
Creature from the Black
I reach up and I the moon
You're grief that I'm back so soon
teacher for this afternoon
Creep up with a pack of
We pack a punch like Sun
Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of
Cup of lean up in the room
Justin Bieber in a Catholic
Selling dust and reefer when back is to him
Don't adjust your
I'll cuss the off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo
cleaner 'til I gag from fumes
Fuck Christina with a spoon
I bump some G-Funk and blast some Snoop
'Cause her double are massive, huge!
It's fun for me to grab a boob
my penis got an attitude
My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative
and suck a mean one like it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, what you do
'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true

4]
I just sprung a suddenly
I think in my gut instinct become in sync
My thoughts and my stomach up with each other
Ink the pad, then boom!
Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite
That's what makes me me
stink, 'til these tats are fading ink
Who's the Think we're still debating, wink
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street
For you to see Shady
And bet ya they'd need cleats
'Cause I'd have to be by forty men to suffer a defeat
I pray Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and
I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing
I free of divas and ladies screamin'
'Cause they schemin' on me
keepin' the women at bay
Like Peterson, baby fetuses
and feet have been weighted, chained in semen
It's straight wait!
Even if it takes meat to make believers
Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her like steak
Emcees take like AMC theaters
Deranged ringleader, depraved
Who mainstream hates
Which makes things easier, still scrutiny
Villainous smooth criminal, room
With the Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, with a broom
It's in two pieces, and lays in it
Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it
in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it
a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces
The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases
'Cause my brain 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, simultaneously
As I'm these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues
'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill a huge feat
A and it's too steep
these demons, we're still in cahoots
Keep feedin' me sheets
As soon as I sink teeth
And I'm killin' the loose
Time to shake these again
Wait, make that repeat again
Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees
Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew
The whites and the blues mixed with nitrus
And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on
On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance
Who I I give two shits
If they wanna license my music to with
Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS

7]
Excuse me while I into space for a few
In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon
Mental off, always had a straight-forward view
But you keep givin' the flamethrower fuel
No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more
like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it
And has little to do with bein' gay, boy
It's just the wordplay's goin'
But much I can say or do
'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you
You say I'm screw-faced
So if I look way, you're screwed
'Cause if looks could kill, I could start a too
'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you

8]
Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white
storms might be formed fast
Such a forecast!
But when you're slightly hoarse,
From the or-gasp, but still reciting your raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of past
'Cause your heiny's sore,
'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass
From the night before
No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at
adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat
Where your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in
frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac?
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, need a
For that, gotta unroll it and fold it
So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat
Make a bitch think she's in aerobics
The bear you don't wanna poke its
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus
I appear, my peers stop
Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits
Careers flop, their gears lock, shock
at the mere thought
Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top
I'm in the sky I talk
Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop

Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you
I got a idea for a