[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an implausible Positive thoughts intervene But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme in-between a brainwashing machine Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Ariana Grande sing her last song of the And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his abdominal I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of underwear on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich Professional shit watch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like disc this chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I my feet with my hips square her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair her wheeze tryna get air I for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and away the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up impossible like rapin' a slut We stay butt-naked and You're close, for you, what? My idea, you too, it's waking you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a writers inside of a room combined in it Try to get idea of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna commit in it, took five minutes And I survived shit Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale time I start a movement's a bowel I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your teacher for afternoon up with a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch like Sun tucked like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a Catholic Selling dust and reefer when your is to him Don't your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my penis got an My fuckin' in a combative mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I sprung a leak suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My thoughts and my link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to make me Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's straight wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take like AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream hates Which makes easier, still under scrutiny smooth criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat with a It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste feces The syllables ooze fecal, they like renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like excretion, it's simultaneously As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves to fill 'em's a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf Time to shake trees again Wait, make that phrase again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they license my music to entice with Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade thru it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I look your way, screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back before the pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms be formed fast Such a forecast! But you're slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but reciting your raps While you're your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and fold it So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The bear you don't poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop flop, their gears lock, severe shock Fear at the mere Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a