[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a redeeming at all in me impossible, seems like an implausible dream Positive thoughts intervene But they're all altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme Suicide bomber that's Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, la vista I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list Gettin' head in the sand like an ostrich Professional sprayer watch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I her, anal beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair her wheeze tryna get air I for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And be so afraid to leave That if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We stay and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million inside of a room combined in it Try to get idea of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every combination rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it commit suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew When I'm 'bout to out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your teacher for this Creep up with a of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and reefer when your is to him Don't your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my penis got an My fuckin' in a combative mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just sprung a leak I think in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite basically what makes me me Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think we're debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and ladies they keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream media Which things easier, still under scrutiny smooth criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're feelin' the even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a huge A hill and it's too Obey these demons, we're still in Keep feedin' me sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these trees Wait, make that phrase again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed with nitrus And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp cased off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's where the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do 'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, you're if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you
8] Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be fast Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your heiny's sore, 'Cause you still haven't finished wiping your ass the night before last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, unroll it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in aerobics The bear you don't wanna its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, severe Fear at the thought are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a idea for a