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Bow down and honor me, when I rap a holiday Bow down and honor me, I rap it's a holiday, Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow in the house Rang dang in the house, in the make 'em bounce
I like like you like nuts Let's get together and them touch And your especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee But there's something that means to me Then big and round booty your personality... psyche! It's um, fresh clean snapper, two to suck on after, I want to eat your liver with beans and a nice bottle of chianti Chianti go to the bathroom and get busy I just want to your ass, I just want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing) Uh, thang in the house Got my feet on your couch, your girls pokin' out (watch 'em bounce) She's got some ass nips