It's a Wednesday afternoon Roommates all at work or school And, I've got the house to myself so... I might as well get as buck Do jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks With syrup, syrup lots of
And slurp... my words, worth, work with words Nerd, shirt Ash don't Murderous Holmes Sherlock Capones Yo the is obnoxious, Might want to your nose I just let one go And if so, gonna you nauseous
Aw shit, spit, College kid hold head like and ostrich All on raw shit, take it how you want it Ash bad as Monet, 70 and Chillin with the Axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the Comedy some action, Oh did I mention, sexual Yeah, oh yeah, bet gets your attention
been skim breast fed for sex-ed Wrestle my best friend, I'm still fed Like to, push together against my head Then, test the before I rest my head So titty, tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat The cool cat is Ash That last them at least two weeks I league a new tree, To the sweetie like it's Easter or Halloween, not I mean
Bow down and honor me, when I rap a holiday Bow down and me, when I rap it's a holiday, Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow in the house dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce
I like boobies like you nuts Let's get together and make them And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my wee wee But something that means more to me Then big titties and round your personality... psyche! It's um, fresh clean snapper, two to suck on after, I want to eat your liver some beans and a nice bottle of chianti Chianti let's go to the and get busy I just want to smack your ass, I want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing) Uh, thang in the house Got my feet on couch, your girls titties pokin' out (watch 'em bounce) She's got some ass nips