I came home so late night That you call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I buy the groceries; I can't pay the rent. I to know where All our went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting from her attorney, Who staring as he said to me, "You look like and more of a jerk As I through all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I to hear it for myself. I think it'll be time spent. Tell me where all the went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
thing I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! read almost every report That's ever brought to court, Your case, sir, I get near it. Maybe I'll it when I hear it. tell everyone present Where all the went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my at these bars; Steal dollar from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm sitting all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To explain all the money went, But how my life was spent.
I took twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."