I came home so that night That you call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I even pay the rent. I to know where All our went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting across her attorney, Who kept staring as he to me, "You look like and more of a jerk As I read all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think be time well spent. me where all the money went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take per cent for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next thing I saw was the Who said, "Don't budge! I've read every report That's ever been to court, case, sir, I can't get near it. Maybe I'll believe it I hear it. Please tell present all the money went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at these Steal bills from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm sitting all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't so funny To explain where all the went, But how my life was spent.
I took per cent for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I played, Ten per cent for the I just tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."