I came home so late night you might call it early, And I got a at the door. thought she'd be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I can't pay the rent. I demand to where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per cent for talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
across from her attorney, Who kept as he said to me, "You look like more and of a jerk As I through all your paperwork. It every book on my shelf. Now, I to hear it for myself. I it'll be time well spent. Tell me where all the went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
thing I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! I've read every report That's been brought to court, Your case, sir, I can't get it. Maybe believe it when I hear it. Please tell everyone Where all the went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at these Steal dollar bills the tip jars. Yeah, I'm sitting all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't so funny To explain where all the went, But how my life was spent.
I took twenty per cent for talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."