I came home so late that That you might it early, And I got a at the door. thought she'd be up at four! She said, "I buy the groceries; I even pay the rent. I demand to know All our went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting from her attorney, Who kept staring as he to me, "You like more and more of a jerk As I read through all paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think it'll be time spent. Tell me all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take per cent for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
thing I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! I've almost every report That's ever been to court, Your case, sir, I can't get it. Maybe believe it when I hear it. tell everyone present Where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my at these bars; Steal dollar from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To explain all the money went, But it's how my was spent.
I took per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I played, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."