I came home so late that you might call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I even pay the rent. I to know where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per cent for talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
across from her attorney, Who kept staring as he to me, "You look like more and of a jerk As I through all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I to hear it for myself. I think it'll be well spent. Tell me all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
thing I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! I've almost every report That's been brought to court, case, sir, I can't get near it. Maybe I'll believe it when I it. Please everyone present Where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per cent for sweet and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I my story at these bars; dollar bills from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm sitting all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To where all the money went, But how my life was spent.
I took twenty per cent for talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."