I came home so that night you might call it early, And I got a at the door. thought she'd be up at four! She said, "I buy the groceries; I even pay the rent. I demand to know All our went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per cent for talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting across her attorney, Who kept as he said to me, "You look like more and more of a As I read through all paperwork. It beats every on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think be time well spent. me where all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next thing I saw was the Who said, "Don't budge! read almost every report That's ever brought to court, Your case, sir, I can't get it. Maybe I'll it when I hear it. tell everyone present Where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I my story at these bars; Steal dollar from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm sitting all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it sound so funny To explain all the money went, But how my life was spent.
I twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I played, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."