I came home so late that you might call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I can't pay the rent. I to know where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take per cent for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting from her attorney, Who kept as he said to me, "You look like more and more of a As I read all your paperwork. It every book on my shelf. Now, I to hear it for myself. I think be time well spent. Tell me where all the went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next thing I saw was the Who said, "Don't budge! I've read almost report That's ever brought to court, Your case, sir, I get near it. Maybe believe it when I hear it. tell everyone present Where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at bars; Steal bills from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't so funny To explain where all the went, But it's how my was spent.
I took per cent for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I played, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."