I came home so that night That you call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I can't pay the rent. I demand to where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
across from her attorney, Who kept staring as he to me, "You like more and more of a jerk As I through all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think it'll be time spent. me where all the money went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per cent for talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next thing I saw was the Who said, "Don't budge! read almost every report That's ever been to court, Your case, sir, I get near it. Maybe I'll believe it when I it. Please everyone present all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at bars; Steal dollar from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To explain where all the went, But how my life was spent.
I took twenty per cent for sweet and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."