I came home so that night That you might it early, And I got a at the door. Never she'd be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I can't pay the rent. I demand to know All our went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I just And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting across her attorney, Who kept as he said to me, "You like more and more of a jerk As I through all your paperwork. It every book on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think it'll be well spent. Tell me where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next thing I saw was the Who said, "Don't budge! I've read almost report ever been brought to court, Your case, sir, I get near it. I'll believe it when I hear it. Please everyone present all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per for the pleasure I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at these Steal bills from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't so funny To explain where all the went, But it's how my was spent.
I took twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."