I came home so late that you might call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I buy the groceries; I even pay the rent. I demand to where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting across her attorney, Who staring as he said to me, "You look like more and more of a As I read all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I have to it for myself. I think be time well spent. Tell me all the money went."
I said, "I can account for cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per cent for of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Next I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! I've read every report That's ever been to court, case, sir, I can't get near it. Maybe believe it when I hear it. Please tell everyone Where all the went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at bars; Steal dollar from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To where all the money went, But how my life was spent.
I took twenty per cent for sweet and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."