I home so late that night you might call it early, And I got a at the door. Never thought be up at four! She said, "I can't buy the I can't pay the rent. I demand to where All our went."
I said, "I can for every cent. Take twenty per cent for sweet and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per cent for the I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Sitting from her attorney, Who kept staring as he to me, "You look like and more of a jerk As I read all your paperwork. It beats book on my shelf. Now, I to hear it for myself. I think it'll be well spent. Tell me all the money went."
I said, "I can for every cent. twenty per cent for sweet talk and wine, Twenty per for fruit of the vine, per cent for some chilled Chardonnay, Twenty per for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the I just tasted, And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
thing I saw was the judge Who said, "Don't budge! I've almost every report That's ever been to court, Your case, sir, I can't get it. Maybe I'll believe it I hear it. Please everyone present all the money went."
I said, "I can account for cent. Take twenty per for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for some Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I play, Ten per cent for the pleasure I tasted; And the rest, I guess, I wasted."
Now, I tell my story at these Steal bills from the tip jars. Yeah, I'm here all alone, No friends, no future, no phone, No house, no wife, no money, And it doesn't sound so To where all the money went, But it's how my was spent.
I took twenty per for sweet talk and wine, per cent for fruit of the vine, Twenty per cent for chilled Chardonnay, per cent for the lottery I played, Ten per cent for the I just tasted. And the rest, I guess, I wasted." And the rest, I guess, I wasted."