[Sounds of being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult." Allen: "Now, ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too." Allen: "What are you about?" "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game." "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking you can't join the religious cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --" "-- yeah --" Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and that guy's get pissed at you and me!" "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the guy off!" "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can hang I just won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have to hang out with you because I'm gonna be busy with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out." Sandler: "No, the are like the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea malls and malls and talk people into joining, man!" "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's problem?" "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit -- they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long the fuckin' beast." "I don't know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're gonna get --" "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a haircut, gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving bucks, just fuckin' do it!" Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night is the time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?" "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" Allen: "You know, like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." "You're a better one." [Chanting