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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
"Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's gonna get at you and me!"
"Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have to hang out with you
because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest -- that's when we
go to malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
get food --"
Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you."
"You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
resumes]