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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
"Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking you can't join the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I just be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in Florida in weeks."
"Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
get food --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
"It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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