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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
"Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
"Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not have time to hang out with you
I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest -- that's when we
go to malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
"Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
[Chanting