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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
"Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I just be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
get food --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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