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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright
and the sun his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out you
I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the time -- that's when we
go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
"-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a
haircut, gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
"You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
resumes]