[Sounds of being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult." "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too." "What are you talking about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling shit on me after Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?" "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" Allen: "-- --" Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you up all sunburned and guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry the leader guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang out; I won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out." Sandler: "No, the are like the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we join now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this -- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long live the beast." Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're give you clothers, a free haircut, you're get food --" Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you a haircut, gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving bucks, just fuckin' do it!" Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night is the right time! The night time is the time!" "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, your father, are you?" "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." "You're a better one." [Chanting