[Sounds of Basketball being shot Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult." "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too." "What are you talking about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up." "No, I'm not going to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you to watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" Allen: "-- --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and that gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry pissing the guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang I just won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!" "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the time -- that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' it too, long live the beast." Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're gonna get --" Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a haircut, they're fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving bucks, just fuckin' do it!" Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time is the time!" "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you." Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." "You're a better one." [Chanting