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[Sounds of being shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you join the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
"Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- to believe in some of the stuff the cult
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
out; I just be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out."
"No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
"Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long live the beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut,
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
[Chanting