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[Sounds of Basketball being around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the about the sun
being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I have to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
"Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not have time to hang out with you
I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
get food --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of weird haircuts, is it?"
"It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
"Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting