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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
"Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have to hang out with you
because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest -- that's when we
go to malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in in three weeks."
"Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, long live the beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
get food --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
"Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
"You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting