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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
"Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
"Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in of the stuff the cult
guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
"No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
"No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
"Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting