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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you join the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this
guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna time to hang out with you
because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are the busiest time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit
-- they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
"Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one
for you!"
"Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
"You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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