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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
"Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
"Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in of the stuff the cult
been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can hang
out; I just be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to out with you
I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to flea malls and malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna cut your hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
"Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting