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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
"Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
"I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you up all sunburned and
that guy's gonna get at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still
out; I just won't be in it you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna time to hang out with you
I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
"No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we
go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
"It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, like they said. It was the only way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
[Chanting