[Sounds of Basketball shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult." Allen: "Now, ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too." Allen: "What are you about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game." "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I think you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --" Allen: "-- --" Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and that guy's get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about pissing the guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult guy's been -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still out; I just won't be in it you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' it too, long the fuckin' beast." Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're gonna get --" Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?" "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a haircut, they're fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving twelve bucks, just do it!" Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one for you!" "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting "The night time is the right time! The night time is the time!" "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you." Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." "You're a better one." [Chanting