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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- to believe in some of the stuff the cult
been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I just won't be in it you."
Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
"So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the time -- that's when we
go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
"Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
"-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in,
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
"You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting