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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's gonna get at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I just be in it with you."
"The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, long live the beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
"Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
"-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna cut your hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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