[Sounds of Basketball being around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult." "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too." "What are you talking about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game." Sandler: "I TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?" "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --" Allen: "-- --" "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all and that gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry the leader guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense! "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang out; I just won't be in it you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be busy with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out." "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a little I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' it too, long live the beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy." "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get --" Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!" "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night time is the time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?" "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them you, uh, kill your father, are you?" Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the way to save him." "You're a good guy." Allen: "You're a one." [Chanting