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[Sounds of being shot around]
"Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking you can't join the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out you
because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- when we
go to flea malls and malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
"Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
"Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna cut your hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's they said. It was the only way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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