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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
"Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
"Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
that gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
guy's been -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
out; I won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be busy with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the are like the busiest time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting