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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you do that's
so fucking you can't join the religious cult with me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his eyes or -- you show up all sunburned and
guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I have to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the
guy's been -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I my dad I'd go visit
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
"No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, long live the beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in,
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a for me?"
"Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's they said. It was the only way to save him."
"You're a good guy."
Allen: "You're a one."
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