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[Sounds of Basketball being shot
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, sign up."
"No, I'm not going to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you to
watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that gonna get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the
guy's saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang
I just won't be in it with you."
Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!"
"So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the time -- that's when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
"Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
"Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, long live the beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting