[Sounds of being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult." "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too." Allen: "What are you about?" Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!" Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you to that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I think you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the --" Allen: "-- --" "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you up all sunburned and guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to about pissing the guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- to believe in some of the stuff the cult been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't to join the cult. We can still hang out; I just won't be in it you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll on weekends -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in in three weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate it too, live the fuckin' beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy." "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get --" Allen: "-- not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!" "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to escape, man." "OK, that's up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting "The night time is the right time! The night time is the time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are you?" Allen: "You know, like they said. It was the only way to save him." "You're a good guy." Allen: "You're a one." [Chanting