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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
Allen: "Now, ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game."
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you can't the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I think you should do that. Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was on during one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come out because the too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult
guy's been -- some of it makes a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still
out; I just won't be in it you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you in this shit
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
it too, long the fuckin' beast."
Allen: "I know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those haircuts, is it?"
"It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, just do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
"Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting "The night time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
"You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting