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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too."
"What are you talking about?"
Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night and you wanted to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do
so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult me?"
"Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright
and the sun his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's get pissed at you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't to worry about
the leader guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still
out; I just be in it with you."
Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!"
"So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- when we
go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit
him in Florida in weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we join now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I really have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this
-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut,
get food --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one
for you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
"OK, that's up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The night is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting