[Sounds of Basketball being around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult." Allen: "Now, ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta up too." "What are you talking about?" Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept back to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?" "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --" Allen: "-- --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the about the sun being bad, like the beast can't out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and that gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I have to worry about pissing the guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in of the stuff the cult been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still out; I won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out." "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' it too, live the fuckin' beast." "I don't know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get --" "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a haircut, they're gonna cut your hair. You're going in, saving twelve bucks, just do it!" "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I like it, I'm going to escape, man." "OK, that's up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night is the time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are you?" Allen: "You know, like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." Allen: "You're a one." [Chanting