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[Sounds of Basketball shot around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult."
"Now, that's ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too."
Allen: "What are you about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just up."
Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!"
Sandler: "I believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday
--"
"What?
Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to
watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"
Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so fucking importnat you join the religious cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this
guy, -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen: "-- --"
Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun
being bad, like the beast can't out because the sun's too bright
and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and
that guy's gonna get at you and me!"
"Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about
pissing the guy off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the the cult
guy's been saying -- of it makes a lot of sense!
"Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang
out; I just won't be in it you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm not have time to hang out with you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- work it out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's we
go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
him in in three weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now."
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your
problem?"
Allen: "Well, I mean I don't have to believe in this stuff, do
I?"
"No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit
-- they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate
it too, live the fuckin' beast."
"I don't know, man. This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a haircut, you're
gonna get --"
Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's be a haircut, all right? You said you need a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one
for you!"
"Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape, man."
Sandler: "OK, up to you."
"Three later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The time is the right time! The night time
is the time!"
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"
Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill father, are
you?"
Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him."
Sandler: "You're a guy."
"You're a better one."
[Chanting