[Sounds of being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm a religious cult." Allen: "Now, ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm it, so you gotta sign up too." Allen: "What are you about?" Sandler: "Hey, fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' to the game." "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you do that. Because this guy, Russell -- the leader-guy of the cult --" "-- yeah --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches the sun being bad, like the beast can't out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all and that guy's gonna get at you and me!" "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to the cult. We can still hang out; I just won't be in it you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out you because I'm gonna be fuckin' with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!" "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I hate it too, long the fuckin' beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy." "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get --" "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're in, saving twelve bucks, fuckin' do it!" Allen: "Do you the hot girl has a friend for me?" "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't it, I'm going to escape, man." "OK, that's up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night is the time!" "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. you." Sandler: "You're not mad at making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." "You're a better one." [Chanting