[Sounds of Basketball shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a cult." Allen: "Now, ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you sign up too." Allen: "What are you about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't me on this, man, just sign up." "No, I'm not going to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe pulling this shit on me after Monday --" "What? Sandler: "-- I to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you flippin' back to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you join the religious cult with me?" "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. this guy, Russell -- he's the of the cult --" Allen: "-- --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the can't come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his or something -- you show up all sunburned and guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry the leader guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying -- some of it a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I want to join the cult. We can still hang I just won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna time to hang out with you because I'm be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in in three weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, ask then, but we gotta join now." "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I meet there, what the fuck's your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in shit -- they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long the fuckin' beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. is crazy." "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get --" Allen: "-- it's not be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. going in, saving twelve bucks, just do it!" Allen: "Do you think the hot has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, go out and recruit one for you!" "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, up to you." "Three later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night is the time!" "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" Allen: "You know, it's like said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a guy." Allen: "You're a one." resumes]