Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny McEldoo and and me
And a couple of two or three went on the one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to
And the beer and flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty
We then into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did
And we finished it with speed, but we still slack

McEldoo turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of
He shouted out "Encore!" with a for some more
That he'd never before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level
For we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him a shot and he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you hold him in"
When the waiter the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in
To the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did
McEldoo he kicked about like an old
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I
He would have killed him a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to and to growl, by my soul
Through an bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, the skin from his chin
An erection did begin and we all and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or
At us they made a for us all to march away
We paid for all the mate we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the that day