Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny and McGee and me
And a of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Dan's
We then into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we it with speed, but we still felt slack

McEldoo turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he put out of sight
He out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we our level best
For everything we brought, or hot, mattered not
It down him like a shot and he still stood the test

He tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go when the waiter brought the bill
We him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you hold him in"
When the waiter the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood on fire

He to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
To the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did
McEldoo he kicked like an old football
all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to and to growl, by my soul
Through an empty bowl at the shop keepers
It struck Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An erection did begin and we all and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or
At us they a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the mate we ate, stood a trait
And went home to on the spree that day