Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny McEldoo and and me
And a of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to
And the beer and whiskey and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Dan's
We then went Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still slack

Johnny McEldoo red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That he'd never before such a keen appetite
We eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we ram, though we tried our level best
For everything we brought, cold or hot, not
It went down him a shot and he still stood the test

He tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could
Twice as much again and more he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth says
"He'll devour the if you don't hold him in"
the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his in despair
To finish the affair, called the man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did
McEldoo he kicked like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no at all
began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An erection did begin and we all fought and
The peelers did arrive, man alive, or five
At us they a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the mate we ate, stood a trait
And home to ruminate on the spree that day