Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the one day
We had a bob or two, which we how to blew
And the beer and whiskey and we all felt gay
We McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for more
That he'd never felt before such a keen
We ordered and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, we tried our level best
For everything we brought, or hot, mattered not
It down him like a shot and he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the
We told him to o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and before he had his fill
He nearly supped a full of broth says McGragh
"He'll the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood on fire

He to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
To the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did
McEldoo he about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few in no time at all
began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an empty bowl at the keepers head
It poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An did begin and we all fought and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, or five
At us they a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to on the spree that day