Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny and McGee and me
And a of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, we knew how to blew
And the and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still slack

Johnny turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we our level best
For everything we brought, cold or hot, not
It down him like a shot and he still stood the test

He swallowed and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the
We told him to o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more he had his fill
He supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, felt so large
He began to shout and and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in
To finish the affair, the shop man a liar
The man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old
Tattered all his clothes, his nose, I suppose
He have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to and to growl, by my soul
an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his
An erection did begin and we all and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or
At us they made a dive for us all to march
We paid for all the mate that we ate, a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree day