Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny McEldoo and and me
And a couple of two or went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we how to blew
And the beer and whiskey and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty
We then into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, indeed, we did need
And we finished it speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny turned red, white and blue
As a of Irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, and jam, what a cram
But him, we ram, though we tried our level best
For we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It down him like a shot and he still stood the test

He swallowed and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his
He supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, felt so large
He to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, his hair in despair
To finish the affair, called the man a liar
The shop man, he out and no doubt, he did clout
he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him a few blows in no time at all
began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the from his chin
An erection did and we all fought and bled
The did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the that day