Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to
And the and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny McEldoo red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen
We ordered and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level
For everything we brought, or hot, mattered not
It down him like a shot and he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got
We thought it would go hard when the waiter the bill
We told him to o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you hold him in"
When the brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, his hair in despair
To finish the affair, the shop man a liar
The shop man, he out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I
He would have him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my
Through an bowl at the shop keepers head
It poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An erection did and we all fought and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or
At us they made a for us all to march away
We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a
And went home to ruminate on the spree day