Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to
And the and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did
And we finished it with speed, but we still slack

McEldoo turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we our level best
For everything we brought, or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot and he stood the test

He swallowed and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he lower
Twice as much again and before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of says McGragh
"He'll the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in
To finish the affair, called the man a liar
The man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I
He have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the from his chin
An erection did begin and we all and bled
The did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a dive for us all to away
We paid for all the mate we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree day