Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A quiet pint do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard that good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
I upped with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee a friend for to see
They call it the Madhouse in by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor bugger locked up in his

the guard testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
only six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
washed him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a fine wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the beer it was
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Johnny Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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