Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a that happened to me
One day as I down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped with my fist and I his jaw

He fell to the with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him the johnny jump
And the thing I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of that so sweet
He down his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee a friend for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor locked up in his cell

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
only six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His took him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a hundred or a and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up
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