Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a that happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the I headed straight for the yard
Where I into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And three pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the bugger locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him outside on a
And after the his measurements did take
His took him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Johnny Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a hundred or a and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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