Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I straight for the yard
I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him the johnny jump
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee a friend for to see
They call it the in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the poor bugger up in his cell

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

'Twas twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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