Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A quiet pint do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of cider so sweet
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They call it the in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
only six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the name of
They him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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