Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw down his and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They call it the Madhouse in by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the poor bugger locked up in his

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the name of
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

'Twas about twelve and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says with a
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up
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