Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
I upped with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He to the ground with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the jump
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after pints of that cider so sweet
He down his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
They had the poor locked up in his cell

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the rascal ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the name of
washed him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his measurements did
His wife took him to a bloody fine wake

'Twas twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
'Til I bring them a of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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