Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet pint do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
Where I bumped Brophy the big civic guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his crumpled up
For I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me I'll be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They call it the Madhouse in by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor bugger up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him outside on a
And the coroner his measurements did take
His wife him home to a bloody fine wake

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
'Til I bring them a of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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