Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw down his and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the by the name of McNabb
washed him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His took him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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