Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
Where I bumped Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Bar"
And after three pints of that so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They call it the Madhouse in by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
They had the poor locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say words if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of cider I had"

Now a man in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And the coroner his measurements did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
'Til I bring them a of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a hundred or a and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up
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