Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

lowering the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into the big civic guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He to the ground with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him the johnny jump
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three of that cider so sweet
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They call it the in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that I had"

Now a man died in the by the name of McNabb
washed him and placed him outside on a slab
And the coroner his measurements did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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