Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed straight for the
Where I into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He to the ground with his knees crumpled up
For I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the thing I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They call it the Madhouse in by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor bugger up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of cider I had"

Now a man in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And after the coroner his measurements did
His wife took him home to a fine wake

'Twas twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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