Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed straight for the
Where I bumped Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
I upped with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of cider so sweet
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the name of
They him and placed him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his measurements did
His wife took him home to a bloody wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up
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