Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story that to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up

After lowering the third I straight for the yard
I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the thing I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But I got up there, the truth I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the rascal ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they let me up
'Til I them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up
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