Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a that happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet pint do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big guard
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He to the ground with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me I'll be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
They had the bugger locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the by the name of McNabb
They washed him and him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His took him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says a sigh
I can't get to heaven, won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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