Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

After lowering the third I straight for the yard
Where I bumped into the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
I upped with my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him the johnny jump
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Bar"
And after three pints of that so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee a friend for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife him home to a bloody fine wake

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
'Til I bring them a of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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