Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A quiet pint do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
I, "I'll try cider, I heard that it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

lowering the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the next thing I met down in by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee a friend for to see
They call it the in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the testing him, "Say these words if you can
the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him outside on a
And after the coroner his measurements did
His wife him home to a bloody fine wake

'Twas about twelve o'clock and the beer it was
The corpse he sat up and he says with a
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up
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