Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a story happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was and the day it was warm
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm all the beer tis sold out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard that good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

After lowering the third I headed for the yard
I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come here to me boy you know the law"
Well I upped with my and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him the johnny jump
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three of that cider so sweet
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor bugger locked up in his

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
'Around the rugged the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that I had"

Now a man in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine

'Twas about twelve and the beer it was high
The he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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