Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a that happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

After the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I into Brophy the big civic guard
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped my fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the jump
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm afraid o' me life be hit by a car
you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a hundred or a and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
had the poor bugger locked up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
'Around the rugged the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
only six pints of that cider I had"

Now a man in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and him outside on a slab
And after the his measurements did take
His wife took him home to a fine wake

'Twas about o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he with a sigh
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh never
If I live to a hundred or a and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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