Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll you a story that happened to me
One day as I went to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard that good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

lowering the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic
"Come here to me boy you we're the law"
Well I upped with my fist and I his jaw

He fell to the with his knees crumpled up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the jump
And the next I met down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches, and he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Bar"
And after three of that cider so sweet
He threw his crutches and he danced on his feet

Oh never, oh never, oh again
I live to a hundred or a and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I went up the Lee Road a for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the truth I do to
They had the poor bugger locked up in his

Says the guard him, "Say these words if you can
'Around the rugged the ragged rascal ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the of McNabb
They washed him and placed him outside on a
And after the coroner his did take
His wife took him home to a bloody wake

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says with a
I get to heaven, they won't let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Jump Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up
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