Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Jump-Up/Morrison Jig

I'll tell you a that happened to me
One day as I went down to by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was
Says I, "A quiet wouldn't do me no harm"

I to the barman, I says, "Give me a stout"
the barman, "I'm sorry all the beer tis out
Try or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I heard it's good"

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
I fell to the and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Jump Up

After the third I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic
"Come to me boy you know we're the law"
Well I upped with my fist and I his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees up
For t'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny
And the next thing I met in Youghal by the Sea
Was a on crutches, and says he to me

"I'm o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me to the Railwayman's Bar"
And after three pints of that cider so
He threw down his crutches and he danced on his

Oh never, oh never, oh never
I live to a or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I get up
After drinking a of the Johnny Jump Up

Now I up the Lee Road a friend for to see
call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there, the I do to tell
They had the poor bugger up in his cell

Says the guard testing him, "Say these if you can
'Around the rugged rocks the ragged ran'"
"Tell them I'm not crazy, them I'm not mad
T'was only six of that cider I had"

Now a man died in the Union by the name of
They washed him and placed him on a slab
And after the coroner his did take
His took him home to a bloody fine wake

about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says with a
I can't get to heaven, they let me up
'Til I bring them a pint of the Johnny Up

Oh never, oh never, oh again
If I to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I to the ground and I couldn't get up
After a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
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