Oh, was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no Actually he did, but he who they be
Johnny often to go out on the town He'd forget where be going so he'd just wander around I knew he was back for I would hear the smack Of his head hitting the doorway but tonight it was
came home headless, it was a great disgrace But wherever it's there's a smile upon his face I should seen it coming, he finally lost his mind But if his head don't turn up then all his hats are mine
Johnny came towards me but he stopped As if trying to think of something but no luck Still he didn't notice his head weren't there he took out a brush and tried to comb his hair
I said, "Johnny your cranium?" but he didn't seem to know He just his shoulders and tried to find his nose And the sight of him topless made me start to cry For I feared we'd again see eye to eye
came home headless, it was a great disgrace But wherever it's a-lying there's a upon his face I should have it coming, he should have stayed in bed For now I he'll spend his life just trying to get ahead
Refusing to that he had split for good His lower and me searched the neighbourhood It soon became apparent his head we wouldn't find it He could not retrace his steps, he was minded
Well went by til late one night I heard a voice I swore Was Johnny calling out to me, I open the door Johnny's head was home, it a taxi cab Alas, it was too late, his body had bad
head was homeless, his body was cremated And the funeral was than he had anticipated I should of seen it coming he in his eulogy But never thought I'd have to say I ain't got
(I got nobody)
came home headless, it was a great disgrace But now his head's a shelf, a smile upon his face But now his head's a shelf, a smile upon his face