Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his was short
He'd forget to duck at and often he'd get hurt
I took good care of him for he had no
Actually he did, but he forgot who be

Johnny often to go out on the town
He'd forget he'd be going so he'd just wander around
I knew when he was for I would hear the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway but tonight it was

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile his face
I should have it coming, he finally lost his mind
But if his head don't turn up soon then all his are mine

Johnny towards me but suddenly he stopped
As if trying to think of but having no luck
Still he notice that his head weren't there
'Til he took out a brush and tried to his hair

I said, "Johnny where's your cranium?" but he didn't to know
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to his nose
And the sight of him topless made me start to cry
For I we'd ne'er again see eye to eye

Johnny came home headless, it was a great
But wherever it's there's a smile upon his face
I should have it coming, he should have stayed in bed
For now I fear spend his life just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe that he had split for
His lower and me searched the neighbourhood
It soon became apparent that his we wouldn't find it
He could not his steps, he was absent minded

Well years went by til one night I heard a voice I swore
Was Johnny calling out to me, I open the door
Johnny's head was home, it a taxi cab
Alas, it was too late, his body had bad

Johnny's head was homeless, his body was
And the funeral was harder he had anticipated
I should of seen it he said in his eulogy
But never thought I'd to say I ain't got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came headless, it was a great disgrace
But now his upon a shelf, a smile upon his face
But now his head's upon a shelf, a upon his face