Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his was short
He'd forget to duck at doorways and he'd get hurt
I took good care of him for he had no
Actually he did, but he who they be

Johnny often to go out on the town
He'd forget where he'd be going so he'd just around
I knew when he was back for I would the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway but it was alack

came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his
I should have seen it coming, he finally his mind
But if his head don't turn up soon all his hats are mine

Johnny came me but suddenly he stopped
As if trying to think of something but no luck
Still he didn't notice his head weren't there
'Til he out a brush and tried to comb his hair

I said, "Johnny where's cranium?" but he didn't seem to know
He just shrugged his and tried to find his nose
And the sight of him topless made me start to cry
For I we'd ne'er again see eye to eye

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But it's a-lying there's a smile upon his face
I should have it coming, he should have stayed in bed
For now I he'll spend his life just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe he had split for good
His half and me searched the neighbourhood
It soon became apparent that his head we find it
He could not retrace his steps, he was absent

Well years went by til late one night I a voice I swore
Was Johnny out to me, I flung open the door
Johnny's head was home, it took a cab
Alas, it was too late, his had gone bad

Johnny's head was homeless, his body was
And the funeral was than he had anticipated
I should of seen it coming he in his eulogy
But never thought I'd have to say I got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But now his upon a shelf, a smile upon his face
But now his head's a shelf, a smile upon his face