Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, Johnny was a man but his memory was short
forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt
I took care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who be

Johnny often to go out on the town
He'd forget he'd be going so he'd just wander around
I knew when he was back for I hear the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway but it was alack

came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's there's a smile upon his face
I should seen it coming, he finally lost his mind
But if his head don't turn up then all his hats are mine

Johnny towards me but suddenly he stopped
As if trying to of something but having no luck
Still he didn't notice his head weren't there
'Til he took out a and tried to comb his hair

I said, "Johnny where's cranium?" but he didn't seem to know
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his
And the of him there topless made me start to cry
For I we'd ne'er again see eye to eye

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile his face
I should have seen it coming, he should have in bed
For now I he'll spend his life just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe he had split for good
His lower half and me the neighbourhood
It became apparent that his head we wouldn't find it
He could not retrace his steps, he was absent

Well years went by til late one night I a voice I swore
Was Johnny calling out to me, I open the door
Johnny's head was home, it a taxi cab
Alas, it was too late, his body had bad

Johnny's head was homeless, his body was
And the funeral was harder he had anticipated
I should of it coming he said in his eulogy
But thought I'd have to say I ain't got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile his face
But now his head's a shelf, a smile upon his face