Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was
He'd forget to duck at doorways and he'd get hurt
I took care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who be

often liked to go out on the town
He'd forget where he'd be going so just wander around
I knew when he was back for I hear the smack
Of his head the doorway but tonight it was alack

came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying a smile upon his face
I should have seen it coming, he finally his mind
But if his head turn up soon then all his hats are mine

Johnny towards me but suddenly he stopped
As if trying to think of but having no luck
he didn't notice that his head weren't there
'Til he took out a and tried to comb his hair

I said, "Johnny where's your cranium?" but he seem to know
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his
And the sight of him topless made me start to cry
For I feared we'd ne'er see eye to eye

came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying a smile upon his face
I should seen it coming, he should have stayed in bed
For now I he'll spend his life just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe that he had split for
His lower half and me searched the
It soon apparent that his head we wouldn't find it
He not retrace his steps, he was absent minded

years went by til late one night I heard a voice I swore
Was Johnny out to me, I flung open the door
Johnny's was home, it took a taxi cab
Alas, it was too late, his had gone bad

Johnny's head was homeless, his body was
And the funeral was harder than he had
I of seen it coming he said in his eulogy
But never I'd have to say I ain't got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But now his head's a shelf, a smile upon his face
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his