Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, was a tall man but his memory was short
He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get
I took good care of him for he had no
he did, but he forgot who they be

Johnny liked to go out on the town
He'd where he'd be going so he'd just wander around
I knew he was back for I would hear the smack
Of his hitting the doorway but tonight it was alack

Johnny home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his
I should have seen it coming, he finally lost his
But if his head turn up soon then all his hats are mine

Johnny came towards me but suddenly he
As if trying to of something but having no luck
Still he notice that his head weren't there
'Til he took out a brush and tried to his hair

I said, "Johnny where's your cranium?" but he didn't seem to
He just shrugged his and tried to find his nose
And the sight of him there topless made me to cry
For I feared we'd again see eye to eye

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile his face
I should have seen it coming, he should stayed in bed
For now I fear he'll his life just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe he had split for good
His lower half and me the neighbourhood
It soon became apparent his head we wouldn't find it
He not retrace his steps, he was absent minded

Well years went by til late one night I heard a I swore
Was Johnny out to me, I flung open the door
Johnny's head was home, it took a cab
Alas, it was too late, his body had bad

Johnny's was homeless, his body was cremated
And the funeral was than he had anticipated
I should of seen it he said in his eulogy
But never thought I'd to say I ain't got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came headless, it was a great disgrace
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile his face