Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, was a tall man but his memory was short
He'd forget to duck at doorways and often get hurt
I took care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who be

Johnny often to go out on the town
He'd forget where be going so he'd just wander around
I knew when he was back for I hear the smack
Of his head hitting the but tonight it was alack

Johnny came home headless, it was a great
But it's a-lying there's a smile upon his face
I should have seen it coming, he finally lost his
But if his head turn up soon then all his hats are mine

Johnny came towards me but he stopped
As if trying to think of something but having no
Still he didn't notice that his head weren't
'Til he took out a brush and tried to comb his

I said, "Johnny where's cranium?" but he didn't seem to know
He just shrugged his and tried to find his nose
And the sight of him there topless me start to cry
For I feared ne'er again see eye to eye

Johnny came headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it's there's a smile upon his face
I should have seen it coming, he should have in bed
For now I fear he'll spend his life just to get ahead

to believe that he had split for good
His half and me searched the neighbourhood
It soon became apparent that his head we find it
He could not his steps, he was absent minded

Well years went by til late one night I heard a voice I
Was Johnny calling out to me, I open the door
head was home, it took a taxi cab
Alas, it was too late, his body had bad

Johnny's was homeless, his body was cremated
And the funeral was harder than he had
I should of seen it coming he said in his
But never thought I'd have to say I got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny came home headless, it was a great
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his
But now his head's upon a shelf, a upon his face