Oh, was a tall man but his memory was short He'd to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forgot who be
Johnny often to go out on the town He'd forget where he'd be going so he'd just around I knew he was back for I would hear the smack Of his head hitting the doorway but it was alack
Johnny came home headless, it was a great But wherever it's there's a smile upon his face I should have it coming, he finally lost his mind But if his head don't turn up soon all his hats are mine
Johnny came towards me but suddenly he As if to think of something but having no luck Still he didn't notice that his head weren't 'Til he took out a and tried to comb his hair
I said, "Johnny where's your cranium?" but he didn't seem to He shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his nose And the sight of him there made me start to cry For I feared we'd again see eye to eye
Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his I should have seen it coming, he should stayed in bed For now I fear he'll spend his life just to get ahead
Refusing to that he had split for good His lower half and me searched the It soon became apparent that his we wouldn't find it He could not retrace his steps, he was minded
Well years went by til late one night I heard a voice I Was Johnny calling out to me, I flung the door head was home, it took a taxi cab Alas, it was too late, his had gone bad
Johnny's head was homeless, his was cremated And the was harder than he had anticipated I should of it coming he said in his eulogy But never thought I'd have to say I got no-body
(I got nobody)
came home headless, it was a great disgrace But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile his face But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his