We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get good seats at the Well, well, u don't never trust up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your sister (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get Their pockets equal fly An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out