We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get good U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would like 2 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out