We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation just don't figure tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out