We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm u, believe me when I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out