We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their pockets equal fly An that just don't figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out