We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till after Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would like 2 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out