We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the art of romance U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would like 2 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation just don't figure tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out