We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out