We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get Their pockets fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out