We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out