We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get pockets equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out