We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would like 2 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) a few packs tone I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out