We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get good seats at the Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? Their pockets fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out