We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good seats at the Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder the handle on the rake in my yard than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's hard being the best band in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out