We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, got funny when I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out