We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, things got funny when I made my Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that just figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out