We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, I've been with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get pockets equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out