We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your sister (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out