We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out