We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out