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"Joel, the Lump of Coal" Videos
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Some time ago, at Santa's place
Up in the old North Pole
There lived a lump of anthracite
Whose parents called him Joel
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Happy as a lump can be
He just wants to keep Santa warm
And make the elves cozy
But Santa Claus had other plans
For Joel one fateful day
"Joel, you're just the lump I need
Come join me on my sleigh"
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Heart leapt up with joy
"I'll soon be Santa's present to
A lucky girl or boy
We'll laugh and play together
And hold each other tight
Snuggle under clean white sheets
When we go to sleep at night"
Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
"You're in for a surprise
You're not a special Christmas gift
You're just a booby prize
What kid would ever want you?
You're filthy as can be
Now you have to go and live
With one who's been naughty"
"But I make heat," poor Joel cried
"And electricity"
"You pollute the air
With CO2 and mercury"
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Fell down upon his knees
"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
Don't make me, Santa, please"
But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
"Ho, ho, you stupid lump
You're just the thing to teach this brat
That Santa ain't no chump"
So off they flew and, before he knew
Joel was in a sack
He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
"Why don't we just go back?"
And then came Christmas morning
And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)
He saw a boy with the saddest face
And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes)
He picked Joel up and held him
And said "You can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends)
I would've liked some presents but
You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send)
It's true, I've been a naughty boy
And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin)
If this is how Santa treats the kids
I'm just glad that I'm not him"
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Knew what he must do
He said "Now I know the reason why
I got sent to you
Cause when a person hurts inside
It turns him hard and cruel
But I know how to make your pain
Into a precious jewel
So take me in your hand, young man
And squeeze with all your might
Let's turn your pain and anger
Into something that shines bright"
Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
He gave his life away
So that one good naughty little boy
Found a diamond on Christmas day
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Singles
80 songs
- Indie Rock & Roll 2007
- A White Demon Love Song 1 2009
- I Feel It in My Bones 2012
- Go All The Way 2012
- Peace of Mind 2016
- Indie Rock & Roll 2007
- Waiting for Love 2007
- Oh Yeah, By the Way 2007
- Replaceable 2007
- Where Is She? 2007
- Day & Age 2008
- Desperate 2007
- Soft Surrender (Where is She) 2007
- Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself 2007
- Ultra Violet 2011
- Get Trashed 2007
- Joel, the Lump of Coal 2014
- Tidal Wave 2008
- Oh Yeah, By the Way 2007
- Go All The Way 2012
- A Crippling Blow 2008
- Bling 2009
- Not True 2007
- Stereo Of Lies 2007
- Can You Read My Mind? 2008
- Christmas In LA 2013
- Replaceable 2007
- Forget About What I Said 2008
- Ultra Violet 2011
- All These Things That I've Done (Video Mix) 2020
- Read My Mind (Pet Shop Boys Stars Are Blazing Mix) 2020
- Stereo Of Lies 2007
- When You Were Young (Calvin Harris Remix) 2020
- Waiting for Love 2007
- Where Is She? 2007
- Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself 2007
- Forget About What I Said 2008
- When You Were Young (Calvin Harris Remix) 2020
- Caution 2020
- Caution (Radio Edit) 2020
- Fire In Bone 2020
- My Own Soul's Warning 2020
- My God 2020
- Blowback 2020
- Dying Breed 2020
- Lightning Fields 2020
- My God 2020
- Read My Mind (Pet Shop Boys Stars Are Blazing Mix) 2020
- All These Things That I've Done (Video Mix) 2020
- Blowback 2020
- Caution (Radio Edit) 2020
- My Own Soul's Warning 2020
- Dying Breed 2020
- Lightning Fields 2020
- Bling 2009
- Dirt Sledding 2015
- Miss Atomic Bom 2012
- The Cowboy's Christmas Ball 2011
- When You Were A Starlight 2008
- Mr. Brightside (Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Mix) 2018
- Don't Shoot Me Santa 2011
- Don't Waste Your Wishes 2016
- When You Were A Starlight 2008
- Can You Read My Mind? 2008
- A White Demon Love Song 2009
- Joel, the Lump of Coal 2014
- A Crippling Blow 2008
- Soft Surrender (Where is She) 2007
- Christmas In LA 2013
- Day & Age 2008
- Dirt Sledding 2015
- I Feel It in My Bones 2012
- Miss Atomic Bom 2012
- Mr. Brightside (Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Mix) 2018
- Peace of Mind 2016
- The Cowboy's Christmas Ball 2011
- Tidal Wave 2008
- Desperate 2007
- Get Trashed 2007
- Not True 2007
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