Luyện nghe bài hát Jessica Alba's Number

When I'm TV,
The are all I see,
They're and dancing and acting and modelling,
None of them look at me.
If I went to Simpson,
She'd I was an ignoramus,
And if I tried to talk to Diaz,
She'd say "get boy, I'm famous!"

All the 'round here,
Have BO or have rolls,
and some bloke right now,
is probably Beyonce Knowles.

If I had Alba's number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her she's doing at half past three,
and then I'd ask her if marry me,
If I had Alba's number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And then some dick try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the head with my phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, leave alone!"

If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,

Fit girls getting in films,
I'm into ya'z,
I'd like to go see Toy 2,
just me and Britney Spears,
And then she'd say "Hit me one more time" and I'd say,
"No way Britney, Violence is a crime",
I the one from Showgirls,
When she's 'round those poles,
Or the really, fit one,
Who in the Pussycat Dolls.

I've got a moustache,
And they still wouldnt at me,
Winslet naked in Titanic,
Or the from the OC.

If I had Alba's number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her what she's doing at past three,
and then I'd ask her if marry me,
If I had Jessica number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And then some would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the head my mobile phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, Jessie alone!"

If I had Jessica number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,

Or Jennifer number,
Or Nash's Number,
Or the girl who was in number,
Or Alba's number...