Luyện nghe bài hát Jessica Alba's Number

When I'm TV,
The are all I see,
singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
None of would look at me.
If I went to Simpson,
She'd I was an ignoramus,
And if I tried to to Cameron Diaz,
She'd say "get boy, I'm famous!"

All the 'round here,
BO or they have rolls,
and some lucky right now,
is probably Beyonce Knowles.

If I had Alba's number,
I'd call her up,
and I'd ask her she's doing at half past three,
and then I'd ask her if she'd me,
If I had Alba's number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And then some dick try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the with my mobile phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, leave alone!"

If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,

Fit girls getting in films,
I'm into ya'z,
I'd to go see Toy Story 2,
just me and Britney Spears,
And then say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
"No way Britney, Domestic is a crime",
I the one from Showgirls,
When she's dancing those poles,
Or the really, fit one,
Who in the Pussycat Dolls.

I've got a moustache,
And still wouldnt look at me,
Kate Winslet in Titanic,
Or the lesbian the OC.

If I had Jessica number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her she's doing at half past three,
and I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
If I had Jessica number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And some dick would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the with my mobile phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, Jessie alone!"

If I had Jessica number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,

Or Lopez's number,
Or Kate Number,
Or the who was in Transformers' number,
Or Alba's number...