Luyện nghe bài hát Jessica Alba's Number

When I'm TV,
The are all I see,
They're and dancing and acting and modelling,
None of them look at me.
If I to Jessica Simpson,
She'd I was an ignoramus,
And if I to talk to Cameron Diaz,
say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"

All the women here,
Have BO or have rolls,
and some bloke right now,
is probably Beyonce Knowles.

If I had Alba's number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her what she's doing at past three,
and then I'd ask her if marry me,
If I had Jessica number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And some dick would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile and I'd say,
"Hey mister, Jessie alone!"

If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,

Fit girls shot in films,
I'm into ya'z,
I'd like to go see Toy 2,
just me and Britney Spears,
And she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
"No way Britney, Violence is a crime",
I the one from Showgirls,
she's dancing 'round those poles,
Or the really, fit one,
Who sings in the Dolls.

nearly got a moustache,
And they still wouldnt at me,
Kate Winslet in Titanic,
Or the from the OC.

If I had Jessica number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half three,
and then I'd ask her if marry me,
If I had Jessica number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And some dick would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the with my mobile phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, leave alone!"

If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,

Or Jennifer number,
Or Nash's Number,
Or the who was in Transformers' number,
Or Jessica number...