Luyện nghe bài hát Jessica Alba's Number

When I'm TV,
The are all I see,
They're and dancing and acting and modelling,
None of them look at me.
If I went to Simpson,
think I was an ignoramus,
And if I to talk to Cameron Diaz,
say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"

All the 'round here,
Have BO or have rolls,
and lucky bloke right now,
is probably Beyonce Knowles.

If I had Jessica number,
I'd call her up,
and I'd ask her what she's doing at past three,
and I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
If I had Alba's number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And some dick would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the with my mobile phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, Jessie alone!"

If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,

Fit girls shot in films,
I'm always ya'z,
I'd like to go see Toy 2,
just me and Britney Spears,
And then say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
"No way Britney, Domestic is a crime",
I the one from Showgirls,
she's dancing 'round those poles,
Or the really, fit one,
Who sings in the Dolls.

nearly got a moustache,
And still wouldnt look at me,
Winslet naked in Titanic,
Or the from the OC.

If I had Alba's number,
I'd her right up,
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half three,
and I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
If I had Alba's number,
I'd be the guy in the world,
I'd be the guy in the universe,
And then some would try to steal her purse,
So I'd smack him in the head with my phone and I'd say,
"Hey mister, leave alone!"

If I had Alba's number,
If I had Jessica number,
If I had Alba's number,
If I had Alba's number,

Or Jennifer number,
Or Nash's Number,
Or the girl who was in number,
Or Jessica number...