Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his was a she-male
it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it last
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became a total
And Jerry's in the tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's like 'When Animals
They all exhibit reprehensible
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it
They get so violent they have to a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' and pointin' blame
On the air they don't care, got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little
When he found out that his had a sex change
have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful
They still haven't got the off the wall
It's been three days since the feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm way too much time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been with your sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
That goat doesn't you

Once you start watchin', just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He puts the 'sin' in

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's a train wreck
wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does shows but with more weirdos
The ratings higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and then it's
In the face of some drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show where scream obscenities
hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I can't
I have a tendency to it religiously
I have a of taping each one

It's been one week the show about
Psycho killers with problems they work out
Five days since the big surprise,
Some loser's said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he a bunch of psychic
Porn star who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry
Come over here and pull on my