Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' and cousins that marry
days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three days since we the tale
About the guy who his woman was a she-male
it occurred to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered punched his family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now here comes Jerry's guest and it's a slugfest
it's her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, how it goes
They get so violent have to sign a waiver

always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air they don't care, got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex
They have a tendency to and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off shirts

It's been one week since they had the
the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days that awful brawl
They still haven't got the off the wall
It's three days since the bitter feud
the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much on that Jerry Springer

Baby, been sleepin' with your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've sleepin' with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' your pet goat
That doesn't love you

Once you start watchin', there's no stoppin'
Your shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He puts the in syndication

totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk but with more weirdos
The ratings higher everyday

If you've the show, well, then you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some goon
Comes in the and then it's 'boom'
In the face of some drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show where people obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite
I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a history of each one

It's been one since the show about
Psycho with problems they should work out
Five days the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's still dating guys
days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star midgets who were all
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Springer
I've got way too much to watch Jerry Springer
Come here and pull on my finger