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It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' and cousins that marry
Five since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three days since we the tale
About the guy who learned his was a she-male
it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, had this one freak
Who suckered punched his whole
Do you recall the brawl became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the

Hey, see the with the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now here comes Jerry's next and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash

is back on crack
It's like 'When Attack'
all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and blame
On the air they don't care, they've got no
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex
They a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their

It's been one week since they had the
the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful
They still haven't got the off the wall
It's been three days the bitter feud
Between the KKK and gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry

Baby, I've been sleepin' with sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
goat doesn't love you

Once you start watchin', there's no stoppin'
Your brain down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more
The ratings jumpin' higher

If you've the show, well, then you know
just as low as you can go
The are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show people scream obscenities
hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite
Should I off my TV? I just can't
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I a history of taping each one

It's one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should out
Five days the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's still dating guys
Three since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry

Tired of wastin' my time on Jerry Springer
I've got way too much to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and on my finger