Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
Three days we heard the tale
About the guy who his woman was a she-male
it occurred to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became a free-for-all
And in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper with the
She to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest and a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash

is back on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, how it goes
They get so violent they have to a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and blame
On the air they care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little
When he found out that his had a sex change
They have a tendency to and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off shirts

It's one week since they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five days that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the
been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've sleepin' with your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with your dog
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also with your pet goat
That goat love you

Once you watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He puts the in syndication

totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The guests are and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty some ugly goon
Comes in the and then it's 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting queen

Well, it's the kind of show people scream obscenities
hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd their favorite chant
I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a of taping each one

It's been one week since the about
Psycho killers with problems they work out
Five days the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's dating twenty guys
Three since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry

of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Springer
over here and pull on my finger