Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one week we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins marry
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a
it occurred to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered punched his whole
Do you recall when the brawl became a free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle to be the referee

Hey, see the with the implants
She to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their
Step on their toes, that's how it
get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin'
On the air they don't care, they've got no
was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out his wife had a sex change
They a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of off their shirts

It's been one week they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful
They haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter
Between the KKK and that gay black dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry

Baby, I've been sleepin' with your
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
That doesn't love you

Once you watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, like a train wreck
Don't stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does shows but with more weirdos
The jumpin' higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in hygiene
And pretty soon some goon
in the room and then it's 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting queen

Well, it's the kind of show where people scream
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I can't
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a of taping each one

It's one week since the show about
Psycho killers with they should work out
Five days the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys
Three since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry
Come over and pull on my finger