Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one since we got to see
Cheatin' and cousins that marry
Five days since had the show
the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho
Three days we heard the tale
About the guy who his woman was a she-male
it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too Jerry Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had this one
Who suckered punched his family
Do you when the brawl became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is back on
like 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit reprehensible
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they to sign a waiver

They're swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air they care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a strange
When he out that his wife had a sex change
They have a to scream and yell constantly
They have a of ripping off their shirts

been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese and the transvestite
Five days since awful brawl
still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the feud
Between the KKK and gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've sleepin' with your sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And sleepin' with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet
That goat doesn't you

Once you start watchin', just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the of confrontation, he's a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train
Don't wanna stare but you can't away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher

If you've the show, well, then you know
just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and lacking in their hygiene
And soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's
In the face of unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the kind of where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I can't
I have a tendency to watch it
I have a history of each one

It's been one week the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should out
Five days the big surprise, when
loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star midgets who all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to Jerry Springer
Come over and pull on my finger