Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one week we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five days since had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three since we heard the tale
About the guy who his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry

Holy cow, did you see it week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered punched his whole
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper with the
She to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest and a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's like 'When Attack'
They all exhibit reprehensible
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it
get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', butt and pointin' blame
On the air they don't care, got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex
They have a tendency to and yell constantly
They have a history of off their shirts

It's been one week since had the fight
With the Siamese and the transvestite
Five days since that awful
They still got the blood off the wall
been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay black dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've sleepin' with your sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
goat doesn't love you

Once you start watchin', just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's
Jerry's the of confrontation, he's a sensation
He puts the in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train
Don't stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher

If you've seen the show, well, you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in hygiene
And soon some ugly goon
Comes in the and then it's 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting drag

Well, it's the kind of show where people obscenities
Yankin' hair, chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I a history of taping each one

been one week since the show about
Psycho with problems they should work out
days since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that still dating twenty guys
days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to Jerry Springer
Come over and pull on my finger