Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five days since had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a
Yesterday it to me
That I've watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now here comes Jerry's next guest and a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is back on
like 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, how it goes
They get so they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and blame
On the air they don't care, they've got no
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a strange
When he out that his wife had a sex change
They have a to scream and yell constantly
They have a of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
days since that awful brawl
They haven't got the blood off the wall
been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm way too much time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've sleepin' with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' your pet goat
That goat doesn't you

Once you start watchin', just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's totally worthless, a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't away
Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well, you know
just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting queen

Well, the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show
Psycho killers problems they should work out
Five since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's dating twenty guys
Three since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Springer
Come over here and pull on my