Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins marry
Five since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a
Yesterday it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it last
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the with the implants
She to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash

is back on crack
It's like 'When Animals
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' and pointin' blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out his wife had a sex change
They have a to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off shirts

It's been one since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the
Five days that awful brawl
still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Springer

Baby, I've been with your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And sleepin' with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
goat doesn't love you

Once you start watchin', there's just no
Your brain shuts down, your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He puts the 'sin' in

It's totally worthless, a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you look away
Like Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher

If you've the show, well, then you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon ugly goon
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the face of unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their chant
Should I off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping one

been one week since the show about
Psycho with problems they should work out
days since the big surprise, when
Some wife said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he a bunch of psychic
star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry
I've got way too much to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my