Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one week we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
Three days we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a
Yesterday it to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it week?
Well, they had this one
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became a free-for-all
And in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now here comes Jerry's next and it's a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is back on
like 'When Animals Attack'
They all reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it
They get so violent they have to sign a

They're swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little
When he out that his wife had a sex change
have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the
With the Siamese twins and the
Five days that awful brawl
They still got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' with your
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with your dog
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet
That goat love you

Once you start watchin', there's just no
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He puts the in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you look away
Like Sally Jesse he talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' everyday

If seen the show, well, then you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and lacking in their hygiene
And soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and it's 'boom'
In the face of some drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show where scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I can't
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a of taping each one

It's been one week since the show
Psycho killers with problems they should out
days since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he a bunch of psychic
Porn midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Springer
Come over here and on my finger