Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
lovers and cousins that marry
Five since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three days since we the tale
the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Springer

cow, did you see it last week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now here comes next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

is back on crack
It's like Animals Attack'
all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it
get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little
he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to and yell constantly
They have a of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the
Five days that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the
It's been three days since the feud
Between the KKK and that gay black dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' with pet goat
That goat doesn't you

you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He puts the in syndication

It's totally worthless, a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look
Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' everyday

If seen the show, well, then you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and it's 'boom'
In the of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their
"Jerry, Jerry", now the starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just
I have a tendency to it religiously
I have a history of taping one

been one week since the show about
Psycho killers problems they should work out
Five since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's dating twenty guys
Three days since he a bunch of psychic
star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Springer
Come over and pull on my finger