Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that
Five since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his was a she-male
it occurred to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it last
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered punched his family
Do you recall when the became a total free-for-all
And in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She likes to lap and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trash brother

Nymphomaniac is back on
like 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent have to sign a waiver

always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a strange
he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to and yell constantly
They have a history of off their shirts

It's one week since they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five days that awful brawl
They still haven't got the off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've sleepin' with your sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' your pet goat
That goat doesn't you

Once you start watchin', there's no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the of confrontation, he's a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't stare but you can't look away
Like Sally he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and it's 'boom'
In the face of some drag queen

Well, it's the kind of where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite
Should I off my TV? I just can't
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping one

It's been one since the show about
Psycho killers problems they should work out
Five days the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys
days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Springer
Come over and pull on my finger