Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five days since had the show
the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho
Three days we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a
it occurred to me
That I've been a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it week?
Well, they had one freak
Who suckered punched his family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle to be the referee

Hey, see the with the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
it's her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their
Step on their toes, how it goes
They get so they have to sign a waiver

They're swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air they care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little
When he out that his wife had a sex change
They have a to scream and yell constantly
have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since had the fight
With the Siamese and the transvestite
Five days since awful brawl
They still got the blood off the wall
It's been days since the bitter feud
the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry

Baby, I've been with your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
That goat doesn't you

Once you watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He puts the in syndication

It's worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you look away
Like Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're in their hygiene
And pretty soon ugly goon
Comes in the room and it's 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting drag

Well, it's the kind of show where people scream
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite
I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a of taping each one

It's been one since the show about
Psycho killers with they should work out
Five days the big surprise, when
loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star midgets who all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry

of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over and pull on my finger