Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three days since we heard the
the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it last
Well, had this one freak
Who punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl a total free-for-all
And in the middle tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the with the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her
Now comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's like 'When Animals
all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it
They get so violent they have to a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin'
On the air they don't care, they've got no
was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and constantly
They have a history of off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the
the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days that awful brawl
They haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been with your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm sleepin' with your pet goat
That doesn't love you

you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a
He puts the in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train
Don't wanna stare but you look away
Like Sally Jesse he does shows but with more weirdos
The ratings higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the face of some drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show where people scream
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their chant
Should I off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping one

It's been one week since the show
Psycho with problems they should work out
days since the big surprise, when
Some loser's said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he a bunch of psychic
Porn star midgets who all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry
I've got way too class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my