Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's been one since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and that marry
Five days since had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
Three days we heard the tale
the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it to me
That been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, did you see it last
Well, they had one freak
Who punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became a free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper with the
She likes to lap dance and date the of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next and it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all exhibit reprehensible
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on toes, that's how it goes
get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', butt and pointin' blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex
They have a tendency to scream and constantly
have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the
the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the
It's three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' your sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet
That goat love you

you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your droppin'
Jerry's the of confrontation, he's a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with weirdos
The ratings jumpin' everyday

If you've the show, well, then you know
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're in their hygiene
And pretty soon some goon
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the face of some unsuspecting queen

Well, it's the kind of show where people obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd their favorite chant
Should I off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it
I have a history of taping one

It's been one since the show about
Psycho killers problems they should work out
days since the big surprise, when
Some loser's said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star who were all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Springer

Tired of wastin' my on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and on my finger