Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the ho
Three days since we heard the
About the guy who learned his woman was a
Yesterday it to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Springer

Holy cow, did you see it week?
Well, they had this one
Who suckered punched his family
Do you recall when the became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the

Hey, see the stripper the implants
She to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
it's her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's 'When Animals Attack'
They all reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off clothes
Step on toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to a waiver

always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air they don't care, they've got no
There was one guy who I'm sure a little strange
When he found out that his had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell
They a history of ripping off their shirts

It's one week since they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the
been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, finally on me
I'm way too much time on that Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' with sister
Oh, which
All of 'em
Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And I've sleepin' with dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet
That doesn't love you

you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He puts the in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's a train wreck
Don't wanna but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but more weirdos
The jumpin' higher everyday

If seen the show, well, then you know
just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're in their hygiene
And soon some ugly goon
Comes in the and then it's 'boom'
In the of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the kind of show where people scream
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts favorite chant
I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a to watch it religiously
I have a history of each one

It's been one week since the show
Psycho killers with problems they should out
Five since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys
days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic
Porn star midgets who all nude
Yesterday, it to me
I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my on that Jerry Springer
got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come here and pull on my finger