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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, full in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better fast real quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the living floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not he was more like
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Don't me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her Bruce Jenner
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you Well, I was holdin' me tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, it-e