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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, back where I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, what's problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of that shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, kick