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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Jay portrayed to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His house was phat, full court in the Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put down knife, where's my gun?" thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you juicin' Sheiit, kick