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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him down with the hit His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, what's problem, homeboy, you look stunned you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think real quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the living room Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you know I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick