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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Jay portrayed to be like hard So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His house was phat, full in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn house was in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? came his hair Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a Not quite he was more like
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Don't tell me, you went out like a Chill, off that mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you know I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick