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One hot summer day around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I think fast real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? came his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't tell me, you went out like a Chill, took off that Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I even care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick