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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, full in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down his hair popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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Don't tell me, you went out like a Chill, took off that Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick