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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Jay portrayed to be like hard So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick