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One hot day back around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him down with the hit His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties popped out and was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick