Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld a cheek scar
But were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack in an ascot
Blast shots like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel I've earned it
I'm to kill, you couldn't get a learner's permit
After twenty-four films, I'm still new heights
third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the ladies wanna
Any sex appeal you might is beyond me
I'm from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm done
I need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You look a lot more in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've seen such a miserable spy!
I've also seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly that waxed tush
flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero a little personality
No one to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft new plot lines
made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my with this clown
I should be on an with a fucking model by now!
dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at penis pumping weenies!

Yeah not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the business; ask all the critics!
I've through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't call you original
It's the most dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on real James Bondage
Your doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch
I see your modern gadgets and I on them all
I don't need a Q to break your
I'm the granddad of the millions of fans I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get in my rap please?

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

the movie business and you've had your six
The world has had enough rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe should cast a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, you the cunning linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old
After I beat you, I'll kick the out of the man who does your stunts

Now you here, you little duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
WHO'S (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!