Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a scar
But they were not as crooked and as your teeth are
I'll go to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
Blast shots like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you get a learner's permit
After films, I'm still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Live Twice
Spell my name, the ladies wanna
Any sex you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke my head to my toe and after this flow I'm done
I need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just keep it baby!
Basil Exposition told me this be boring
But Jesus, man! my mojo's snoring!
I've seen such a miserable spy!
I've also seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you shag properly with that waxed tush
flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little tease
And then chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
want a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through gritty reality
Maybe Q can some new plot lines
made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this
I should be on an island a fucking model by now!
dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at penis pumping weenies!

that's not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the spy in the business; just ask all the critics!
I've through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't exactly you original
It's the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay
out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and Taken
I see your gadgets and I piss on them all
I need a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've sold on
You're so far up on my I should call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you hack

Jeez!

It's the movie and you've had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a Bond actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, you the cunning linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old
After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who your stunts

Now you here, you little duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!