Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and with a cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this twat in an ascot
Blast shots atcha like gas from the slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you get a learner's permit
After twenty-four films, I'm reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live
Spell my name, the wanna B-on-D
Any sex you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my to my toe and after this flow I'm done
I need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright just keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me will be boring
But Jesus, man! my mojo's snoring!
I've never seen a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with thighs
I mean you can't shag with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my chest (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little strip
And then chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your reality
Maybe Q can some new plot lines
made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, double-oh

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time this clown
I should be on an island with a fucking by now!
dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish penis weenies!

Yeah that's not

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original that your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't exactly call you
It's the most prominent bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some James Bondage
Your doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I on them all
I don't need a Q to your balls
I'm the granddad of the millions of fans I've been sold on
so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, I get back in my rap please?

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

It's the business and you've had your six
The world has had enough rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does stunts

Now you listen here, you duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
WHO'S (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!