Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar
But were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack in an ascot
shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I've it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's
After twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new
Your third movie died, You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the ladies wanna
Any sex you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You look a lot more blonde in your movie,
That's alright let's just keep it baby!
Basil told me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
never seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with thighs
I you can't shag properly with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little tease
And then judo chop, I'm on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a little
No one wants to sit your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft some new lines
made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind always getting remade!
You can't me, double-oh behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm my time with this clown
I should be on an with a fucking model by now!
Sipping dry martinis and peeling off
Not rapping at Swedish penis weenies!

that's not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
I've through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original that your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't exactly you original
It's the most prominent bomb spy so pay homage
out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage
Your doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I piss on all
I don't a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

It's the movie and you've had your six
The has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no,

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they cast a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a matter of fact, got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I'll kick the out of the man who does your stunts

Now you here, you little duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
WHO'S (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!