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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld a cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an
Blast shots like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you get a learner's permit
After twenty-four films, I'm reaching new heights
third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this I'm done
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
alright let's just keep it groovy baby!
Basil told me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've never seen a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my chest (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a strip tease
And judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've ever had, (Yeah!)
People a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty
Maybe Q can some new plot lines
You've made two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind you're getting remade!
You can't touch me, behave

Ugh! Can't I'm wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island a fucking model by now!
Sipping dry martinis and off bikinis
Not rapping at penis pumping weenies!

that's not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model that your ass mimics!

I wouldn't call you original
the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm not shaken
If I wanted acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I on them all
I don't need a Q to your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've been on
You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold

Yeah, um, I get back in my rap please?

Rap these, you hack

Jeez!

the movie business and you've had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to but Dr. No means no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd to cast Peter Dinklage

Well they should cast a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old
After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who your stunts

Now you listen here, you duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!