Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek
But they were not as crooked and as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this twat in an ascot
Blast shots like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a permit
twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live
my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've never seen a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with glistening
I mean you can't shag with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my bush (Yeah!)
I you with a little strip tease
And then chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes be deflected!
like all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty
Maybe Q can some new plot lines
You've made two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind always getting remade!
You can't me, double-oh behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this
I be on an island with a fucking model by now!
dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish penis weenies!

Yeah not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
I've through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original that your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't exactly call you
It's the most prominent bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some James Bondage
Your doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your gadgets and I piss on them all
I don't need a Q to break balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of I've been sold on
so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you hack

Jeez!

It's the movie business and you've had six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no,

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a Bond actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for old cunts
I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you little runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
WHO'S (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!