Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar
But they were not as and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on whack twat in an ascot
shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's
twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live
Spell my name, the wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might have is me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm
I need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You look a lot more blonde in your movie,
That's alright let's keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! my mojo's snoring!
never seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with glistening
I mean you shag properly with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I you with a little strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've ever had, (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a little
No one wants to sit your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft some new lines
You've Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind you're getting remade!
You can't touch me, behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my with this clown
I should be on an island a fucking model by now!
Sipping dry martinis and off bikinis
Not rapping at penis pumping weenies!

that's not mine-

I say I was finished! I'm sick of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model your frilly ass mimics!

I exactly call you original
It's the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real Bondage
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm not shaken
If I wanted shitty in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your gadgets and I piss on them all
I don't need a Q to your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you hack

Jeez!

It's the movie and you've had your six
The world has had quite rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to but Dr. No means no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old
After I you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
WHO'S (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!