Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a scar
But were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the on this whack twat in an ascot
shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a down? I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a permit
After twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live
Spell my name, the ladies B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my to my toe and after this flow I'm done
I only one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
alright let's just keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me this will be
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've seen such a miserable spy!
I've never seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed
Birds flock to the musk of my bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little tease
And judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've had, unprotected (Yeah!)
want a hero with a little personality
No one to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft new plot lines
made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind you're getting remade!
You can't me, double-oh behave

Ugh! Can't believe I'm my time with this clown
I should be on an island a fucking model by now!
Sipping dry martinis and off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish penis weenies!

Yeah not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the business; ask all the critics!
I've been hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original that your frilly ass mimics!

I wouldn't call you original
It's the most dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on real James Bondage
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm not shaken
If I shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I on them all
I don't a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold

Yeah, um, could I get in my rap please?

Rap these, you hack

Jeez!

the movie business and you've had your six
The world has had quite enough misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no,

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a Bond who's English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning

As a of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts
I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you little runt
I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!