Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld a cheek scar
But were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the on this whack twat in an ascot
Blast shots atcha like gas from the slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you get a learner's permit
After twenty-four films, I'm reaching new heights
third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this I'm done
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me this be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed
Birds flock to the of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you a little strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've ever had, (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a personality
No one wants to sit through your reality
Maybe Q can craft some new lines
You've made Thunderball two times!
I'm one of a kind you're getting remade!
You can't me, double-oh behave

Ugh! Can't I'm wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island a fucking model by now!
dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not at Swedish penis pumping weenies!

Yeah that's not

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
I've through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model that your ass mimics!

I exactly call you original
It's the most prominent dominant spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on real James Bondage
Your performance doesn't me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your gadgets and I piss on them all
I don't a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've been on
so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

It's the business and you've had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they cast a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old
I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you little runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!