Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and rotten as your are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this twat in an ascot
Blast shots atcha like gas from the back of a fat Scot
from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I've earned it
I'm to kill, you couldn't get a learner's permit
After films, I'm still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, You Only Live Twice
my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D
Any sex you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after flow I'm done
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You look a lot more in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me this will be
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
never seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with glistening
I mean you can't shag properly with that tush
Birds flock to the musk of my bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty
Q can craft some new plot lines
You've made Thunderball two times!
I'm one of a kind you're always remade!
You can't touch me, double-oh

Ugh! Can't I'm wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island with a fucking by now!
Sipping dry martinis and off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish pumping weenies!

Yeah that's not

I say I was finished! I'm sick of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the business; ask all the critics!
been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the model that your frilly ass mimics!

I exactly call you original
the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on real James Bondage
Your performance doesn't me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your modern and I piss on them all
I don't a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the millions of fans I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

It's the movie business and you've had six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I to swing but Dr. No means no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Dinklage

maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning

As a of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I'll kick the out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!