Luyện nghe bài hát James Bond vs Austin Powers

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY
BOND!
VERSUS!
POWERS!
BEGIN!

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld a cheek scar
But they not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on whack twat in an ascot
Blast shots like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the to put a scoundrel down? I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's
After twenty-four films, I'm still new heights
Your movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the wanna B-on-D
Any sex you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this I'm done
I only need one round, (gunshot) Gun

You look a lot blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my snoring!
I've seen such a miserable spy!
I've also seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that tush
Birds flock to the musk of my bush (Yeah!)
I you with a little strip tease
And then chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my can't be deflected!
You're all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a personality
No one wants to sit your gritty reality
Maybe Q can some new plot lines
You've made two bloody times!
I'm one of a you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, double-oh

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time this clown
I should be on an island with a model by now!
Sipping dry and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish penis weenies!

that's not mine-

I didn't say I was finished! I'm of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the just ask all the critics!
been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model that your ass mimics!

I wouldn't exactly you original
It's the most prominent bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and Taken
I see your modern and I piss on them all
I don't a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand of fans I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get in my rap please?

Rap these, you velvety

Jeez!

It's the movie and you've had your six
The has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter

Well maybe they should a Bond who's actually English

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the linguist

As a matter of fact, got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I'll the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm to die any day that you want!

WHO (WHO WON?)
NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!