Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and soldier Elves!
And Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier in that David the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the of a pro, your shit's subpar
a pirate, you even stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to criticism on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm and roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the backstory of my box is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!