Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and your Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier plots in that the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously to what you're doing on these beats!
cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every fucking branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You your Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
the names of your characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, Return of the King!!!