Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and your Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and your good survive!
We can what's gonna happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's plots in that David the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously to what you're doing on these beats!
cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't need the backstory on fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are than your pipe smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm and roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all them fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and than you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!