Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and your Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love every character I've written
Then I 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can what's gonna happen by page and age five!
Tell your eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the
Your Hobbit-hole can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You my whole shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm one and two, you're under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're doing on beats!
I'll cut you like my on Beauty and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse your pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all them fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!