Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in with every character I've written
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to some sex in your movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, George? to Shire-raq!
In book you've got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
got the prose of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I object to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a nerdy nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
the names of your characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!