Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with character I've written
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's plots in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Fifty of Grey.
got the prose of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm and roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm rock and roll than you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!