Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and your Elves!
And Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every I've written
Then I 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
edgier plots in that David the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're Fifty Shades of Grey.
got the prose of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is of chance and anarchy
So yes, it's true-to-life for to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every fucking branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to criticism on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a nerdy nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!