Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes can't my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you manatee!

I conscientiously to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to criticism on clothes,
From a dude who a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
Because the backstory of my box is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm rock and roll than you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!