Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In sales you've got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Fifty of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, shit's subpar
a pirate, you even stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the called fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't need the on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than pipe smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more and roll than you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!