Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up trolls and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
a pirate, you even stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is of chance and anarchy
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
I'll cut you like my on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm and roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
Because the backstory of my box is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll you've ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!