Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and your good survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book you've got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is of chance and anarchy
So yes, it's true-to-life for to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're doing on beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, hard for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a dude who a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than pipe smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!