Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and soldier Elves!
And Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've
Then I 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and your guys survive!
We can tell what's happen by page and age five!
Tell all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in David the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You my whole shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, George? to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of chance and
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass Vietnam!
Man, hard for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than pipe smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a nerdy nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more and roll than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!