Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and soldier Elves!
And your Ents and Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier plots in David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, George? to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of chance and
So yes, it's true-to-life for to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!