Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier in that David the Gnome
Your heroes can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I object to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you like my on Beauty and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
From a dude who a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all them fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more and roll than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!