Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up trolls and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and your guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and a couple boobies!
There's edgier in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes can't my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In sales you've got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your subpar
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre's fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every fucking branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa ass through Vietnam!
Man, hard for me to take criticism on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a nerdy nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
the names of your characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more and roll than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!