Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've
I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
All bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can what's gonna happen by page and age five!
Tell your eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the of a pro, your shit's subpar
a pirate, you even stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what doing on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We don't need the backstory on fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You your Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm rock and roll than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!