Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's edgier plots in that the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole can't handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Fifty of Grey.
I've got the of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I object to what you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!