Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up trolls and your soldier Elves!
And Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in love every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier plots in that David the
Your Hobbit-hole heroes handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're doing on beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We don't need the backstory on every tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed your Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to criticism on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
the names of your characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than ever been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, Return of the King!!!