Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings,
Your and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) like 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier plots in that the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes can't my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You my whole shit, you uninspired hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the of a pro, your shit's subpar
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to you're doing on these beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You too deep, Professor Tweed Pants!
We don't need the on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm and roll, you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the backstory of my box is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm rock and roll than you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You reach this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every I battle, it's Return of the King!!!