Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your trolls and your Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new literary in the Ring!
My readers fall in love with every character I've
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and a couple boobies!
There's plots in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes can't my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In sales you've got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your subpar
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is full of chance and
So yes, it's true-to-life for to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!

I conscientiously object to what you're doing on beats!
I'll cut you like my teeth on and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are worse your pipe smoke!
My the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
Even the names of characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second for all them goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I just discussing
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
the backstory of my box office is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll you've ever been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) time I battle, it's Return of the King!!!