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yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and Wargs and your Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause a new literary Lord in the Ring!
My readers in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna by page and age five!
Tell your all-seeing eye to find sex in your movies (Yeah)
the Goonie, and cast a couple boobies!
There's plots in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes can't my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You Hob-bit my shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, George? to Shire-raq!
In book sales you've got to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Fifty of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you stole my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the world is of chance and anarchy
So yes, true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!


I conscientiously object to what you're on these beats!
I'll cut you my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Professor Pants!
We don't the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my teeth in the of the Somme,
You LARPed Santa Claus ass through Vietnam!
Man, it's for me to take criticism on clothes,
From a dude who sends a to say "Hi" to his toes!


Man, your fat jokes are worse than your smoke!
My show's the thing on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy fetish, dawg!
the names of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... both nothing!
Because the of my box office is billions,
Got my children millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've been!
believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't this Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!

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