Luyện nghe bài hát J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

yourself!
Gather up your and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and Stings,
Dwarves and Glamdrings!
Cause there's a new Lord in the Ring!
My readers fall in with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're 'No! He didn't!'
All your bad guys die, and good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by and age five!
Tell your eye to find some sex in your movies (Yeah)
Ditch the Goonie, and cast a boobies!
There's edgier in that David the Gnome
Your Hobbit-hole heroes handle my throne!

J. R. R.:
Kings, queens, dragons,
Horses, fortresses, and swords.
You my whole shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales got nothing to say
I'm number one and two, you're under Fifty of Grey.
I've got the prose of a pro, your shit's
You're a pirate, you even my "R.R."
Oh, we all know the is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, it's for characters to die randomly,
But flash, the genre's called fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you manatee!

I object to what you're doing on these beats!
cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.
You went too deep, Tweed Pants!
We need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!

J. R. R.:
I cut my in the trenches of the Somme,
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass Vietnam!
Man, it's hard for me to take on clothes,
a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes!

Man, your fat jokes are than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest on H-B-O!
I'm rock and roll, you're a little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of characters suck
You got and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all goofy fucks!
up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!

J. R. R.:
C. S. Lewis and I were just
How you and Jon Snow... know nothing!
Because the backstory of my box is billions,
Got my children making off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've been!
Don't me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach Fellow, shit, I'm Two Towering,
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it's of the King!!!