Ivory Girl

See the girls in the summer sun
They all look so good
Long blond hair and golden tans
Just like the other boys said they should

But I'm looking for a different kind of girl
(Gotta go, gotta find that girl)
Yeah, I'm looking for
The coolest looking girl in the world

Well, they all look so good
Just like my TV said they would
But I'd trade them all for the ivory girl

Her skin is soft and white as snow
Not an ounce of tan
Green eyes and a mod haircut
She even likes the jam
And I'm looking for a different kind of girl

Well, they all look so good
Just like my TV said they should
But I'd trade them all for the Ivory girl

I don't have to be a musclebound fool
To show her I'm the fool for her
She doesn't mind when I get another tattoo
She just asks me if it hurt

She likes modern art but she's not a snob
She's just smart and hip and that is cool
She dresses like a girl and not like Madonna
That's the kind that makes me drool

She doesn't look like Cindy Crawford
She doesn't have a modeling deal
But I'd take this girl in a heartbeat
She's beautiful and she's fucking real
'Cause I want a different kind of girl