Luyện nghe bài hát It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, britches"
"I'm miss you too, Bub"
"Now I'm only be gone a few days
But now there is a few I need you to do while I'm gone"
"Oh, I there's somethin'!"
"Oh, complainin'"

"All you do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges
Paint the fence, clean the pool, the dog a bath
Defrost the fridge, out the garage"
"Right"
"Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on
I you boogie, boogie"
"I love you too an' you, you don't you 'bout me, I'll be just fine"

I've got my dryin' in the microwave
on my back I don't plan to shave
I've got the house to myself the wife's away
I'll be rockin' all

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold
Lounge in my like I used to do
There'll be no McBeal on the tube, no
I'll be watchin' the

Well, it's a day to be a guy
Played with my buddies until sunrise
You know, I thought that my neighbor would
Be topless, Lord, she sure looks good

I caught a 10 bass out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my friend, Jake
balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake
Oh, well it wasn't too

Now I in the fridge, what do I see?
Last night's starin' back at me
and anchovies
What a sight

Well, it's a day to be a guy
Buck naked in my chair swattin' at flies
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal
I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably

That baloney and cheese macaroni
good this afternoon
But now I'm passin' serious gas and
I might have to leave the
Pee - hee!

Well, I go get me a new hairdo
Spend a couple in a tanning booth
Might even get me a gold tooth
Whoa, hah, yeah!

And a great day to be a guy
But when my wife gets home, gonna tan my hide
I'll be hung over but a good
a week of reliving my bachelorhood

It's a day to be a guy
But another of this and I'd probably die
I tend to party harder I should
When my wife's not to make me be good
hoo!