Luyện nghe bài hát It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, britches"
"I'm gonna you too, Bub"
"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few
But now there is a few things I need you to do I'm gone"
"Oh, I there's somethin'!"
"Oh, complainin'"

"All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, the hedges
the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath
Defrost the fridge, out the garage"
"Right"
"Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on
I you boogie, boogie"
"I you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"

I've got my dryin' in the microwave
Hair on my I don't plan to shave
I've got the to myself while the wife's away
be rockin' all night

Yeah, I think drink me an ice cold brew
in my boxers like I used to do
There'll be no Ally on the tube, no
be watchin' the fight

Well, a great day to be a guy
Played with my buddies until sunrise
You know, I never thought my neighbor would
Be topless, Lord, she sure looks good

I caught a 10 pound out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my best friend,
balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake
Oh, well it wasn't too

Now I look in the fridge, what do I
night's pizza starin' back at me
Pepperoni and
a beautiful sight

Well, a great day to be a guy
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at
Got some hot on the charcoal grill
I don't burn my wieners but I probably will

That baloney and cheese macaroni
good this afternoon
But now I'm passin' some gas and
I might have to leave the
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new
a couple hours in a tanning booth
Might even get me a gold tooth
Whoa, hah, yeah!

And it's a day to be a guy
But my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide
be hung over but a lookin' good
From a of reliving my bachelorhood

It's a day to be a guy
But week of this and I'd probably die
I tend to party harder than I
When my wife's not here to me be good
hoo!