Luyện nghe bài hát It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

"You know I'm really gonna you, sugar britches"
"I'm gonna you too, Bub"
"Now I'm only be gone a few days
But now there is a few things I you to do while I'm gone"
"Oh, I there's somethin'!"
"Oh, complainin'"

"All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, the hedges
Paint the fence, the pool, give the dog a bath
Defrost the fridge, out the garage"
"Right"
"Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on
I you boogie, boogie"
"I you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"

I've got my dryin' in the microwave
Hair on my back I don't plan to
I've got the house to while the wife's away
I'll be all night

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold
in my boxers like I used to do
There'll be no Ally on the tube, no
I'll be the fight

Well, it's a day to be a guy
Played cards my buddies until sunrise
You know, I never that my neighbor would
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks

I a 10 pound bass out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my best friend,
Best balls I hit was I stepped on a rake
Oh, it wasn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge, what do I
Last pizza starin' back at me
and anchovies
What a sight

Well, a great day to be a guy
Buck naked in my chair swattin' at flies
Got hot dogs on the charcoal grill
I don't burn my wieners but I probably will

That fried baloney and cheese
good this afternoon
But now I'm some serious gas and
I might to leave the room
Pee - hee!

Well, I go get me a new hairdo
Spend a couple hours in a booth
Might even get me a front tooth
Whoa, hah, yeah!

And a great day to be a guy
But my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide
I'll be hung but a lookin' good
From a week of my bachelorhood

It's a day to be a guy
But another week of this and I'd die
I tend to party harder I should
When my not here to make me be good
hoo!