Luyện nghe bài hát It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

"You I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches"
"I'm miss you too, Bub"
"Now I'm gonna be gone a few days
But now there is a few things I need you to do I'm gone"
"Oh, I there's somethin'!"
"Oh, complainin'"

"All you gotta do is cut the grass, the car, trim the hedges
the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath
Defrost the fridge, out the garage"
"Right"
"Sweep the chimney, and see you on Monday
I you boogie, boogie"
"I you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"

I've got my dryin' in the microwave
on my back I don't plan to shave
I've got the house to myself the wife's away
I'll be all night

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice brew
Lounge in my boxers like I to do
There'll be no Ally on the tube, no
be watchin' the fight

Well, a great day to be a guy
Played cards my buddies until sunrise
You know, I never thought my neighbor would
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the
Played 18 holes with my friend, Jake
Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a
Oh, well it wasn't too

Now I in the fridge, what do I see?
night's pizza starin' back at me
Pepperoni and
What a beautiful

Well, it's a day to be a guy
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at
Got some hot on the charcoal grill
I don't wanna burn my but I probably will

That fried baloney and macaroni
Tasted good this
But now I'm some serious gas and
I have to leave the room
Pee - hee!

Well, I go get me a new hairdo
a couple hours in a tanning booth
Might even get me a front tooth
Whoa, hah, yeah!

And a great day to be a guy
But my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide
be hung over but a lookin' good
From a of reliving my bachelorhood

It's a day to be a guy
But another of this and I'd probably die
I tend to party than I should
When my wife's not to make me be good
hoo!