It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me It ain't havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar up on forehead, for everyone to see It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when you got no relatives, to your Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't when your stuck inside the and all your get to on the weekend
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when some goblet pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole pack of everyone's watchin' but then you gots to save everyone's ass from
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to go stand trial in front of the 'cos I've been usin' magic when I wasn't to be, but don't understand the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't bust out patronus then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't when Trelawney says your gonna die I've got the Grim, it so grim and all my tea leaves look this dog that's been me and what's up with this crazy-ass mental tryin' to me
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor Umbridge is so gad mean and I have to write I bleed
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were when he got killed in cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria or some place that we really know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when stuck at Hogwarts all year long and you get to see any of the punk-rock shows in London
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It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin' your and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell askin' for 'cos it's first damn day of school
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when gross-ass lookin' house elf up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello on your uncle's party
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
I gots to class, I got lessons with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer and you know what the hell is goin' on until you're walkin' home one and you some crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' souls
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy stored somewhere down in the Ministry the hell
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me Potter