It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt up on forehead, for everyone to see It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy you got no relatives, to sign your permission slip and it ain't your stuck inside the castle and all your get to on the weekend
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when some goblet pukes up your and you have to fight a whole of dragons while everyone's but then you gots to everyone's ass from drownin'
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to go stand trial in of the Ministry 'cos I've been usin' magic I wasn't supposed to be, but they understand the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't when Trelawney says your gonna die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves like this dog that's been me and what's up this crazy-ass mental patient to kill me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor Umbridge is so gad mean and I have to write until I
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in some cemetery in the middle of or some place like we really know
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year and you get to see any of the cool shows down in
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to whatever the hell he's for 'cos it's your first day of school
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when this gross-ass house elf shows up in bedroom and drops a bunch of jello on your dinner party
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got lessons the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when no one you in all summer long and you don't know what the hell is on until you're walkin' home one and you meet crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' some
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't when your whole entire life is decided by some stupid that's stored somewhere down in the Ministry What the
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me Potter