It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me It ain't easy havin' a lightening bolt scar up on forehead, for everyone to see It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It easy when you got no relatives, to your Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't when your stuck inside the and all your get to on the weekend
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when some pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole pack of while everyone's but then you gots to save ass from drownin'
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
I gots to go trial in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been magic when I wasn't supposed to be, but don't understand that the Dementors at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy Trelawney says your gonna die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves look this dog that's stalking me and up with this crazy-ass mental patient to kill me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't when Umbridge is so gad damn mean and I have to until I bleed
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria or some place that we really know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all long and you get to see any of the cool shows in London
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It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell he's for 'cos it's first damn day of school
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when this gross-ass lookin' elf shows up in your bedroom and a bunch of jello on your dinner party
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when no one you in all summer long and you don't what the hell is goin' on until you're home one night and you some crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' some
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy that's somewhere down in the Ministry What the
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me Potter