It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt up on your forehead, for to see It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when you got no relatives, to sign Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't your stuck inside the castle and all friends get to on the weekend
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when some goblet pukes up name and you have to fight a whole of dragons while watchin' but then you gots to save ass from drownin'
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
I gots to go stand trial in front of the I've been usin' magic when I wasn't supposed to be, but they understand the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when Trelawney says your die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea look like this dog that's been me and what's up this crazy-ass mental patient tryin' to me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the team and it ain't easy when Professor is so gad damn mean and I have to until I bleed
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria or some place like we don't know
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long and you get to see any of the cool punk-rock in London
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It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell he's for 'cos your first damn day of school
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It easy when this gross-ass lookin' house elf shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of on your dinner party
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer and you know what the hell is goin' on until you're walkin' one night and you meet crazy Dementors that are bent on some souls
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when your whole life is decided by some stupid prophecy that's stored somewhere down in the What the
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me Harry