It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar up on your forehead, for to see It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when you got no relatives, to sign your permission slip and it when your stuck inside the castle and all your get to party on the
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when some goblet pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole pack of while everyone's but then you gots to save ass from drownin'
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to go trial in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been magic when I wasn't supposed to be, but don't they that the were at hand and if I bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when Trelawney your gonna die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves like this dog that's been me and up with this crazy-ass mental patient to kill me
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor is so gad damn mean and I have to write I bleed
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you with when he got killed in some in the middle of Bulgaria or some place that we really know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long and you get to see any of the cool shows down in
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It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell he's for it's your first damn day of school
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't when this gross-ass lookin' house elf shows up in your bedroom and a bunch of jello on your dinner party
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got lessons the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't when no one clues you in all summer long and you don't what the hell is goin' on until you're walkin' one night and you some crazy Dementors that are on suckin' some souls
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when your whole entire is decided by some stupid prophecy that's stored somewhere in the Ministry the hell
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
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It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me Potter