It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar up on your forehead, for to see It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when you got no relatives, to your Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't when your stuck inside the and all friends get to party on the
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when some goblet pukes up your and you have to a whole pack of dragons while watchin' but then you gots to save everyone's ass drownin'
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to go stand trial in of the Ministry 'cos I've been usin' magic when I supposed to be, but they understand that the were at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when Trelawney your gonna die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves look like this dog stalking me and up with this crazy-ass mental patient to kill me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy Umbridge is so gad damn mean and I have to until I bleed
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy you were with when he got killed in some in the middle of Bulgaria or some place like we don't know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all long and you get to see any of the cool shows in London
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make the hell he's askin' for 'cos it's your first day of school
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when this gross-ass lookin' elf up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello on your uncle's party
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got lessons the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer and you don't know what the hell is on until you're walkin' home one and you meet some Dementors that are bent on suckin' some
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy your whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy stored somewhere down in the Ministry What the
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me Potter