It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me It ain't havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar up on forehead, for everyone to see It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when you got no relatives, to sign Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't when your stuck the castle and all your get to party on the
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when some pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole of dragons everyone's watchin' but then you gots to save ass from drownin'
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
I gots to go stand in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been usin' magic when I supposed to be, but don't they the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when Trelawney says gonna die got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves look like dog that's stalking me and what's up with this crazy-ass mental tryin' to me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when you get ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor Umbridge is so gad damn and I to write until I bleed
It ain't bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in some in the middle of Bulgaria or some like that we don't really
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long and you get to see any of the cool punk-rock in London
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell askin' for 'cos it's your first damn day of
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't when this gross-ass lookin' house elf up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello on your uncle's party
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
I to occlumency class, I got lessons with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy when no one clues you in all long and you don't know what the is goin' on until you're walkin' home one and you some crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' souls
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when your whole entire life is decided by some prophecy that's stored somewhere down in the Ministry What the
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me Potter