It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass bolt scar up on forehead, for everyone to see It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when you got no relatives, to sign Hogsmeade permission slip and it when your stuck inside the castle and all friends get to on the weekend
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy some goblet pukes up your name and you have to a whole pack of dragons while watchin' but then you gots to everyone's ass from drownin'
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
I gots to go stand in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been usin' magic when I wasn't to be, but they understand that the Dementors were at and if I didn't bust out that then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when Trelawney says gonna die I've got the Grim, it seems so and all my tea look like this dog that's stalking me and what's up with crazy-ass mental patient to kill me
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you get your ass off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor is so gad damn mean and I have to write until I
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were when he got killed in some cemetery in the of Bulgaria or place like that we really know
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy when you're stuck at all year long and you get to see any of the punk-rock shows in London
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy when professor is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the he's askin' for 'cos it's your first day of school
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't easy this gross-ass lookin' house elf shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of on your uncle's dinner
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
I gots to occlumency class, I got with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy no one clues you in all summer long and you don't know what the hell is on until walkin' home one night and you meet crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' some
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It easy when your whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy that's stored down in the Ministry What the
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me Harry