It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me It ain't easy havin' a lightening bolt scar up on forehead, for everyone to see It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy you got no relatives, to sign your permission slip and it ain't when your stuck the castle and all friends get to on the weekend
It ain't easy Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't when some goblet pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole pack of while watchin' but then you gots to everyone's ass from drownin'
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
I gots to go trial in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been magic when I wasn't supposed to be, but they understand the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't out that patronus then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when says your gonna die I've got the Grim, it seems so and all my tea leaves like this dog that's stalking me and what's up with this crazy-ass mental to kill me
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor Umbridge is so gad mean and I have to write until I
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when the girl you were used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria or some place that we don't know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year and you get to see any of the cool punk-rock in London
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy me
It ain't when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell he's for 'cos it's your first damn day of
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't when this gross-ass lookin' house elf shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of on uncle's dinner party
It ain't easy bein' Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
I to occlumency class, I got lessons with the Snape, the Snape, the (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it easy bein' me
It ain't easy no one clues you in all summer long and you don't what the hell is goin' on until walkin' home one night and you meet crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' souls
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me
It ain't when your whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy that's stored down in the Ministry the hell
It easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't bein' me Potter