(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving you're here alone? are all these calls to Irvine on the telephone? Just then phone rang; as I picked it up I knew I it to her and said "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from Irving many before But she still dreams of Irving; she wants more and more It's Irving over breakfast, through the day Even when making love Irving in the way She's got Irving inside her and Irving come out Though there's nothing about Irving to write home I hold her and we kiss It's Irving and Irving this Her word for bliss is Irving She does not feel strongly about or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, or Dean Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She mumbles "Iirngg" in her it get in her so deep, this Irving? I've always thought Irving was featureless and bland But Irving has a on her that I can't understand They'll always be even when they're miles apart She's got I-R-V-I-N-G tatooed on her She's got Irving inside her and Irving's to stay "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all she would say Though my heart was I the word she'd spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my love And I sent her back to Irving