(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you to Irving when you're here alone? What are all these calls to on the telephone? Just then that rang; as I picked it up I knew I handed it to her and "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from many years before But she still dreams of Irving; she Irving more and more Irving over breakfast, Irving through the day Even when we're making There's in the way She's got Irving inside her and Irving come out Though there's nothing about to write home about When I her and we kiss It's Irving that and Irving Her word for bliss is Irving She does not strongly about Ogden or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, or Dean Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She mumbles "Iirngg" in her How'd it get in her so deep, Irving? I've always thought that was featureless and bland But Irving has a hold on her that I understand always be together even when they're miles apart She's got I-R-V-I-N-G tatooed on her She's got Irving inside her and Irving's there to "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all she would say Though my heart was I heard the word spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my adieu And I sent her back to Irving