(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving you're here alone? What are all these calls to on the telephone? Just then that phone as I picked it up I knew I handed it to her and "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her from Irving many years before But she dreams of Irving; she wants Irving more and more It's Irving over breakfast, through the day Even when we're making There's in the way She's got Irving her and Irving won't come out there's nothing about Irving to write home about When I her and we kiss It's Irving that and this Her six-letter word for bliss is She does not strongly about Ogden or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, or Dean Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She "Iirngg" in her sleep How'd it get in her so deep, Irving? I've always thought that was featureless and bland But Irving has a hold on her that I understand They'll always be together even they're miles apart got I-R-V-I-N-G tatooed on her heart She's got Irving inside her and there to stay "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all that she say Though my was broken I heard the she'd spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my adieu And I sadly sent her back to