(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're here What are all these calls to on the telephone? then that phone rang; as I picked it up I knew I it to her and said "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from Irving many years But she still dreams of Irving; she Irving more and more It's Irving over breakfast, Irving the day Even when making love There's in the way She's got inside her and Irving won't come out there's nothing about Irving to write home about When I her and we kiss It's Irving and Irving this Her six-letter for bliss is Irving She does not feel strongly about or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, Hannibal or Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She "Iirngg" in her sleep How'd it get in her so deep, Irving? I've always that Irving was featureless and bland But has a hold on her that I can't understand They'll always be together even when they're miles She's got I-R-V-I-N-G on her heart She's got Irving inside her and Irving's there to "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all that she say my heart was broken I heard the word spoken I bought her a bus token to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my adieu And I sent her back to Irving