(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving you're here alone? What are all calls to Irvine on the telephone? Just then that rang; as I picked it up I knew I it to her and said "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from many years before But she dreams of Irving; she wants Irving more and more It's over breakfast, Irving through the day Even when making love Irving in the way She's got Irving inside her and Irving come out Though there's nothing about Irving to write home I hold her and we kiss It's Irving that and Irving Her six-letter for bliss is Irving She does not feel strongly about Ogden or Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, or Dean Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me Every night I wail and She mumbles "Iirngg" in her How'd it get in her so deep, this always thought that Irving was featureless and bland But Irving has a hold on her that I understand They'll always be together when they're miles apart She's got I-R-V-I-N-G tatooed on her She's got Irving inside her and there to stay "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all that she say my heart was broken I the word she'd spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my adieu And I sadly sent her back to