(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're alone? What are all calls to Irvine on the telephone? Just then that phone as I picked it up I knew I it to her and said "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from Irving many years But she still dreams of Irving; she wants more and more It's over breakfast, Irving through the day Even we're making love Irving in the way She's got Irving inside her and Irving won't out Though there's nothing about Irving to home about When I her and we kiss It's Irving that and this Her six-letter for bliss is Irving She does not feel strongly Ogden or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, or Dean Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She "Iirngg" in her sleep How'd it get in her so deep, Irving? I've always thought Irving was featureless and bland But Irving has a on her that I can't understand They'll always be together when they're miles apart She's got I-R-V-I-N-G on her heart She's got inside her and Irving's there to stay "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all that she say Though my was broken I the word she'd spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my adieu And I sadly sent her back to