(Hank Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're here What are all these to Irvine on the telephone? Just then phone rang; as I picked it up I knew I handed it to her and "It's Irving, dear, for you" I'd stolen her away from Irving many before But she still dreams of she wants Irving more and more Irving over breakfast, Irving through the day Even when making love There's in the way She's got Irving inside her and won't come out Though there's about Irving to write home about When I her and we kiss It's Irving and Irving this Her six-letter for bliss is Irving She does not feel strongly Ogden or Eugene Norman, Austin, Gary, Jackson, Hannibal or Rochester, Pierre, Orlando, Sherman, or Lee Marlin, Milton, Bradley, Homer, Troy, St. or me night I wail and weep She "Iirngg" in her sleep How'd it get in her so deep, Irving? I've always thought Irving was featureless and bland But Irving has a hold on her that I understand They'll always be together even when miles apart She's got I-R-V-I-N-G tatooed on her She's got Irving her and Irving's there to stay "Irving, Irving, Irving, Irving'"s all she would say my heart was broken I heard the she'd spoken I her a bus token back to Irving The bus was silver, I was As I bid my love And I sadly sent her back to