[over the melody of Slick Rick's "Lick the Balls"]
Rick] It's entertainment time!!!! Got Missy in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We doin big things kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Rick an' M Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
Elliott] Excuse me Mr.,oh you look nice delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get in the nude And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real Ride in Mercedes to the bitches hate me Cruise up and one-two-fifth Lookin for a guy you to get with [beat I seen this cutie pie, so I beside him the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as well try him, the that I am M dot S-E grindin'
[Missy - Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my Rick] Yeah Know I want it [scratched] Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I want it, Don't me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no Rick] Missy No longer will I Rick] Slick Rick in the house Let's get it on we both grown
Rick] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get Bump my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touchin my Aw shuck I guess, course is in I said You know I'm -- Yeah and what's that supposed to -- for you Ruler on -- I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to one and I left one The Hit Factory, on around eleven my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty and the lights all dim -- a drink The booze and the go oddly After havin a drink I start to unusually horny stone, or well writ poems Busy like I'm tryin to break off pelvis bones
[beat
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Slick Rick is in the house But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my Know I want it - and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me oh no No longer I pretend [Slick Rick] Boss of the Let's get it on cause we both [Slick Rick] Recognize,
[beat changes
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look But old enough to get it to get yo' head Sit down relax, it's soft here on my Or give me hands you might get turned out Cutie pie, I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I him Big bankroll to me retire Me and him together smell big empire Don't treat me a prostitute Unless givin me some money makin sure I look cute But don't treat me like a Unless you're givin me some money makin I look cute
[Missy - Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
slows and fades out]