[over the melody of Slick Rick's "Lick the Balls"]
[Slick It's time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick in the house We doin big here kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick an' M Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
Elliott] Excuse me Mr.,oh you look nice Simply delicious, want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches me up and down one-two-fifth Lookin for a guy you to get with [beat I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't him Might as well try him, the that I am M dot S-E grindin'
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to me lose my mind Rick] Yeah Know I really it [scratched] Slick Slick Slick an' M Now I it, yeah make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no [Slick Rick] No longer will I [Slick Rick] Slick in the house Let's get it on cause we both
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, watch how the get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Elliott Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her my privates Aw shuck I guess, course is in I said You I'm married? -- Yeah and what's that to mean? -- Proposition for you on -- Well I got a track I need you a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to one and I left one The Hit Factory, later on around my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty sexy and the all dim -- a drink The and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to unusually horny Swellin stone, or well writ Busy poundin like I'm tryin to break off bones
changes]
[Missy - Please don't think I'm (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Slick is in the house But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you Irresistible (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind - my mind I really want it - and now I want it Don't make me oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No will I pretend Rick] Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both [Slick Rick] Recognize,
[beat back]
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look But old enough to get it to get yo' sprung Sit down relax, soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get out Cutie pie, 'til I sit him Nice shoe size, how I deny him Big to help me retire Me and him together smell big empire treat me like a prostitute Unless you're me some money makin sure I look cute But don't me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin I look cute
[Missy - Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't think I'm (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
slows and fades out]