[over the melody of Slick song "Lick the Balls"]
[Slick entertainment time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Rick in the house We big things here kids finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M [scratched] Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Slick Rick an' M
[Missy Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you look Simply delicious, want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to the bitches hate me Cruise up and one-two-fifth for a guy like you to get with [beat I seen this cutie pie, so I beside him the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E grindin'
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to make me lose my Rick] Yeah Know I really it [scratched] Slick Slick Slick an' M Now I it, yeah Don't me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no [Slick Rick] No longer I pretend [Slick Slick Rick in the house get it on cause we both grown
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [beat back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, main is in I said You I'm married? -- and what's that supposed to mean? -- for you Ruler on -- Well I got a track I you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to bless one and I one The Hit Factory, on around eleven my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her mighty sexy and the lights all dim -- a drink The booze and the go oddly After havin a drink I start to unusually horny Swellin stone, or writ poems Busy poundin like I'm to break off pelvis bones
[beat
[Missy - Please don't think I'm (oooooh) [Slick Slick Rick is in the house But boy you are fine (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my Know I really it - and now I want it Don't make me oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer I pretend [Slick Rick] Boss of the Let's get it on we both grown [Slick Rick] Recognize,
[beat back]
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you young But old enough to get it to get yo' head Sit down relax, it's soft here on my Or give me hands you might get turned out Cutie pie, I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I him Big to help me retire Me and him together smell like big Don't me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I look But don't treat me a prostitute Unless you're givin me money makin sure I look cute
[Missy - don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
slows and fades out]