[over the of Slick Rick's song "Lick the Balls"]
Rick] It's entertainment time!!!! Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Rick in the house We big things here kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick an' M [scratched] Slick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
[Missy Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you nice Simply delicious, want some kisses go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a lady Ride in Mercedes to make the hate me Cruise up and one-two-fifth for a guy like you to get with [beat I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled him Seen the size of his feet, so I deny him Might as well try him, the freak I am M dot S-E grindin'
- singing] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to make me lose my [Slick Rick] Know I want it [scratched] Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I want it, make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no [Slick Missy No longer I pretend [Slick Rick] Slick Rick in the get it on cause we both grown
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get Bump my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her my privates Aw shuck I guess, main course is in I You know I'm -- Yeah and what's supposed to mean? -- Proposition for you on -- I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to one and I left one The Hit Factory, on around eleven my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty and the lights all dim -- a drink The and the karmy go oddly After a drink I start to feel unusually horny Swellin stone, or well writ Busy like I'm tryin to break off pelvis bones
[beat
[Missy - don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Slick is in the house But boy you are fine (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to me lose my mind - lose my mind I really want it - and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no - no don't me wait oh no No will I pretend [Slick Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both [Slick Recognize, recognize
[beat back]
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you young But old enough to get it to get yo' sprung Sit relax, it's soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get out Cutie pie, 'til I sit him Nice shoe size, how I deny him Big bankroll to me retire Me and him smell like big empire treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me money makin sure I look cute But don't treat me like a Unless you're givin me some money sure I look cute
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
[beat slows and fades