[over the melody of Slick Rick's "Lick the Balls"]
Rick] It's entertainment time!!!! Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Rick in the house We doin big things kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Rick an' M Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
[Missy Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you nice Simply delicious, Missy want some go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to the bitches hate me Cruise up and down Lookin for a guy you to get with changes] I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled him Seen the size of his feet, so I deny him as well try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E grindin'
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) to make me lose my mind [Slick Rick] I really want it [scratched] Slick Slick Slick an' M Now I it, yeah Don't make me wait oh no - no make me wait oh no Rick] Missy No longer I pretend [Slick Rick] Rick in the house Let's get it on cause we grown
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave a hug I feel her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, main is in I said You I'm married? -- Yeah and what's that supposed to -- Proposition for you on -- Well I got a track I need you a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to bless one and I one The Hit Factory, on around eleven my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty sexy and the all dim -- a drink The and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to feel horny Swellin stone, or well poems Busy poundin like I'm tryin to break off pelvis
[beat
- singing] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) Rick] Slick Rick is in the house But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to me lose my mind - lose my mind Know I really want it - and now I it Don't make me oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer I pretend Rick] Boss of the females Let's get it on we both grown [Slick Rick] Recognize,
changes back]
[Missy me sir, oh gosh you look young But old to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's here on my couch Or give me strictly you might get turned out pie, 'til I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I him Big bankroll to me retire Me and him together like big empire Don't me like a prostitute you're givin me some money makin sure I look cute But treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money sure I look cute
[Missy - Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
slows and fades out]