[over the melody of Slick Rick's "Lick the Balls"]
[Slick It's time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick in the house We doin big things kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Rick an' M [scratched] Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Slick Rick an' M
[Missy Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you look Simply delicious, Missy want kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real Ride in to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down Lookin for a guy you to get with changes] I seen cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't him Might as try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E grindin'
[Missy - Please don't think I'm (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to me lose my mind Rick] Yeah Know I want it [scratched] Slick Slick Slick an' M Now I it, yeah Don't make me wait oh no - no don't me wait oh no [Slick Rick] No will I pretend [Slick Rick] Slick in the house get it on cause we both grown
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [beat back] Intelligent, delicate, watch how the get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Elliott Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave a hug I feel her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, main course is in I You know I'm -- Yeah and what's that to mean? -- Proposition for you on -- Well I got a track I you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to bless one and I one The Hit Factory, later on around With my notebook, and pencil, I on in I see her mighty sexy and the lights all dim -- a drink The and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to unusually horny Swellin stone, or writ poems Busy poundin like I'm tryin to off pelvis bones
changes]
[Missy - Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Rick is in the house But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my I really want it - and now I want it Don't me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I [Slick Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we grown [Slick Recognize, recognize
[beat back]
[Missy me sir, oh gosh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' sprung Sit down relax, it's here on my couch Or give me strictly you might get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit him Nice shoe size, how could I him Big bankroll to me retire Me and him together like big empire Don't treat me a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I cute But treat me like a prostitute Unless givin me some money makin sure I look cute
- singing] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't think I'm (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
[beat and fades out]