[over the melody of Slick song "Lick the Balls"]
[Slick It's entertainment time!!!! Got Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We big things here kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick an' M [scratched] Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
[Missy Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you nice delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get in the nude And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a lady Ride in to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down Lookin for a guy you to get with [beat I this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E always
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) Enough to make me lose my [Slick Yeah I really want it [scratched] Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I it, yeah Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me oh no [Slick Missy No will I pretend Rick] Slick Rick in the house Let's get it on cause we both
Rick] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Elliott Green on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touchin my Aw shuck I guess, course is in I said You I'm married? -- Yeah and that supposed to mean? -- for you Ruler on -- Well I got a I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to bless one and I one The Hit Factory, later on eleven my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty sexy and the all dim -- a drink The and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to feel unusually Swellin stone, or well poems Busy poundin like I'm tryin to break off bones
[beat
[Missy - Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Slick Rick is in the But boy you are fine (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to me lose my mind - lose my mind Know I really it - and now I want it Don't me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I Rick] Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both Rick] Recognize, recognize
[beat back]
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' head Sit down relax, it's soft on my couch Or give me hands strictly you get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit him Nice size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me Me and him together like big empire treat me like a prostitute Unless you're me some money makin sure I look cute But don't treat me a prostitute Unless you're givin me some makin sure I look cute
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Fi-fi-fine
[beat slows and out]