[over the melody of Slick Rick's "Lick the Balls"]
Rick] It's time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick in the house We doin big things kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Rick an' M Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go [scratched] Rick an' M
Elliott] Excuse me Mr.,oh gosh you look delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the And "Treat Me a Prostitute" Now me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches me up and down one-two-fifth Lookin for a guy you to get with changes] I seen this pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't him as well try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E always
[Missy - don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) to make me lose my mind [Slick Yeah Know I want it Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I want it, Don't make me wait oh no - no make me wait oh no [Slick Rick] No longer will I Rick] Slick Rick in the house Let's get it on we both grown
[Slick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, changes back] Intelligent, delicate, how the fella get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Elliott blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave a hug I feel her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, course is in I said You I'm married? -- Yeah and what's supposed to mean? -- for you Ruler on -- I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You it? Down to bless one and I one The Hit Factory, later on eleven With my notebook, and pencil, I on in I see her lookin mighty and the lights all dim -- a drink The booze and the go oddly After havin a drink I start to feel unusually Swellin stone, or well poems Busy poundin I'm tryin to break off pelvis bones
[beat
- singing] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Slick is in the house But boy you are fine (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) to make me lose my mind - lose my mind Know I really it - and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me oh no No longer will I [Slick Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both Rick] Recognize, recognize
[beat changes
Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look But old to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's soft here on my Or give me hands strictly you get turned out Cutie pie, I sit beside him Nice size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me Me and him together like big empire Don't me like a prostitute Unless givin me some money makin sure I look cute But treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me money makin sure I look cute
- singing] Please don't I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] But boy you are supa (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched]
[beat slows and fades