Luyện nghe bài hát Ironic

My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we to the vet
And on our way to the vet, we a cat
I say, isn't ironic?
I a child from overseas, to rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-A-Bear
Isn't I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I
Yes and a waterpark is burned to the ground, and a tow truck is broken
I always to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clown
I was watching Al Gore on CNN, and he was talking about the environment and then out of boredom my pet polar bear himself
Dated an animal rights activist, one day she got really becuase I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread

Yeah, I said, I'm a stand-up comic and I always sit and
And I got my girlfriend on my sterile, uncle's pull out couch
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I,
Yeah, everyday you play the board game RISK but you've probably never taken a risk in life
And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the market
And a little kid died from suffocation when he on a game piece from operation
And I can't grow a beard, that wasn't ironic, one's just sad
Bob Barker got all of my pets
My grandfather has Alzheimer's and one day we