Luyện nghe bài hát Ironic

My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we to the vet
And on our way to the vet, we a cat
I say, isn't ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas, to rescue him child labor factories
And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-A-Bear
Isn't I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I
Yes and a waterpark is to the ground, and a tow truck is broken down
I always used to cry when I then I was raped by a clown
I was watching Al Gore on CNN, and he was talking the environment and then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself
Dated an animal rights activist, one day she got pissed becuase I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread

Yeah, I said, I'm a stand-up comic and I sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile, pull out couch
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I,
Yeah, everyday you play the board game RISK but you've probably taken a risk in your life
And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the market
And a little kid died from suffocation when he on a game piece from operation
And I can't grow a beard, that wasn't ironic, that one's sad
Bob Barker got all of my pregnant
My grandfather has Alzheimer's and one day we