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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got fans But I never heard nobody in the streets him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I never it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World Star and gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he made a song good as (A Milli) yet rooms or something that I'm normally glued to But I wanna conversate with none of you fools you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't top 10 on YouTube trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
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