[phone
- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, a square drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's of a league of rappers that just don't matter I know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his and hack his f-ing password Sure, got Internet fans But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are even listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it every Diddy blog And plus I overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, stand the scent of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet Chat or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe All of are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol plays in
up phone]