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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost million dollars, how'd he lose that? he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, a square He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger part of a league of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin the best again Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And plus I overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His stinks, can't stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he thinks he'll as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I wanna conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol plays in
[hangs up