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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty I'm a say he's whack, post it every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's really 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it Where's his He didn't even finish it If he he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just admit it, frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
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