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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his and hack his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the streets him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty I'm a say he's whack, post it under every blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's on vacation, I don't think he really toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
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