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[Intro - as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know he's fail And if he does switch it up, I just hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't he really toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's really 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, can't stand the of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an I don't he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American plays in background]
[hangs up