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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, a square He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that don't matter I don't why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin the best again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him I'll never go to his show and not get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people even to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me want to enter a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, post it every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
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