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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, a square He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger part of a league of rappers that just don't matter I know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable me want to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, post it every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's on vacation, I don't think he really toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he thinks sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna with none of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American plays in background]
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