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- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) up, Charlie? (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his and hack his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the streets him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are even listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter a mental institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under Diddy blog And plus I overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His stinks, can't stand the scent of it Where's his He didn't even finish it If he thinks sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
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