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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I know gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no part of a league of rappers that just don't matter I know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got fans But I heard nobody in the streets jammin him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really My sister tried to tell me that he got cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I wanna conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just it, y'all frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm you mad at me man?}
[American Idol plays in
[hangs up