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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I care If he don't it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of rappers that just don't I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, post it every Diddy blog And plus I overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or that I'm normally glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
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