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- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better again His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I couldn't pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say whack, post it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World Star and gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he even made a song as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know (Dexter, come here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American plays in background]
[hangs up