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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got from Universal, how he lose that? his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I he's gonna fail And if he switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the streets him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy And I wonder overseas, is he really large? probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, stand the scent of it Where's his He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American plays in background]
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