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[Intro - as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of but I don't care If he switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, there he go, he's the best again Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, got Internet fans But I never heard nobody in the streets him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I couldn't even pretend, that I ever get him never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he thinks sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't wanna conversate with of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't nothin (Dexter, come down now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
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