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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, he lose that? he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the that my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His last one sucked, I never made it up to ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people listening to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really My sister tried to tell me that he got cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
[hangs up