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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he that? Heard he got from Universal, how he lose that? his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my hates He commit suicide, so I'm a my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I care If he switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger part of a league of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his G-mail and his f-ing password Sure, got Internet fans But I heard nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would get him I'll never go to his show and not get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he large? probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister tried to me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His stinks, can't stand the scent of it Where's his website? He even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet Chat or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
[hangs up