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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I care If he don't switch it up, I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, got Internet fans But I never heard nobody in the jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people even to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable me want to enter in-to a mental institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say whack, post it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My sister tried to tell me he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and gonna be exposed His personality stinks, stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't even it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an I don't think he even a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, admit it, y'all frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
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