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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he lost twenty million dollars, he lose that? he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't know why DJ Skee or even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I never it up to number ten I couldn't pretend, that I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's really 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't even it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he even made a song as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna with none of you fools 'Cause you think good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm {Why you mad at me
[American Idol plays in
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