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- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the that my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a my brother's place Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, I just hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just matter I don't why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and his f-ing password Sure, he's got fans But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I never it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me want to enter a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he large? He's probably on vacation, I don't he really toured My sister tried to me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're be exposed His personality stinks, stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't even it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he even made a song as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't wanna conversate with of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just it, y'all frontin Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm you mad at me man?}
[American plays in background]
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