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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose Heard he got from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I he's gonna fail And if he does it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's of a league of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, there he go, he's the best again he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I never it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, I would ever get him I'll go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the are people even listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable me want to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, it under every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's really 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World and you're gonna be exposed His stinks, can't stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally to But I don't wanna conversate with of you fools 'Cause you think good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol plays in
up phone]