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[Intro - Chamillionaire as - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he lost twenty million dollars, he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he that? Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) whack Anyways, Ludacris wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama mess with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got Internet But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a institute In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say whack, post it under every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My sister tried to me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the of it his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an I don't think he even made a song as (A Milli) yet Chat or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna with none of you fools 'Cause you think good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
Idol plays in background]
[hangs up