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- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's Let me log on the net, I have no time to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I know gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, he's boring, he has no swagger He's of a league of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, got Internet fans But I heard nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say whack, post it under every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he thinks he'll as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something I'm normally glued to But I don't conversate with none of you fools 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he wasn't top 10 on YouTube trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), don't know nothin (Dexter, come here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
[American Idol in background]
[hangs up