[phone
- Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard anything Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, he lose that? Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, the rapper that my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my place Let me log on the net, I don't no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of rappers that don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard nobody in the streets him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better again His last one sucked, I made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people even to? His patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to in-to a mental institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He didn't even it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or something that I'm glued to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm you mad at me man?}
[American Idol plays in
up phone]