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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, watching "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost million dollars, how'd he lose that? he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, just wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even with him Oh no, he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, got Internet fans But I never nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, think again His last one sucked, I never it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I ever get him I'll never go to his show and not get his album "Venom" He sucks, the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are to, make me miserable Make me to enter in-to a mental institute In the commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister tried to me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his website? He didn't finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then an idiot I don't think he even made a good as (A Milli) yet Chat or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm you mad at me man?}
[American Idol in background]
[hangs up