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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just "American Idol", just searching on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose Heard he got dropped Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's Let me log on the net, I don't no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I care If he don't switch it up, then I know gonna fail And if he switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of that just don't matter I know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing Sure, he's got Internet But I never heard in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I even pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people listening to? His rhyme are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental In the real world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got bars I'm a say whack, post it under every Diddy blog And I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I think he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty Hi Chamillionaire, of those are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, can't the scent of it Where's his He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat rooms or that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you 'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe All of them are than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming {Why you mad at me
Idol plays in background]
[hangs up