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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - (Charlie)] (Hello?) What's up, (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just on the net (Heard about Chamillionaire?)
[Verse 1 - as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he that? Heard he got from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack Anyways, Ludacris just him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother He suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the net, I don't have no to waste I'm a log on dot com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a He's a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't Hell, he's super boring, he has no He's part of a league of that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the again Plus he had the nerve to my bro an Internet Nerd I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his password Sure, he's got fans But I never heard nobody in the jammin him Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His one sucked, I never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I ever get him I'll never go to his and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me Make me want to in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like On the 'net, sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really He's probably on vacation, I don't think he toured My tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are yours He's leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be His personality stinks, can't stand the of it Where's his He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet Chat or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate none of you fools 'Cause you he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all Charles Hamilton, Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm {Why you mad at me
[American Idol plays in
[hangs up