She drove South I-95 straight Carolina She didn't use no damn map to her way She pulled off on the state just north of Charlotte And mostly county roads the rest of the day
She said, "I'll give him an heartache That'll hurt a lot than the one that he left in me Would y'all back, so a girl might could get started Then he have to look twice to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. Then shot the whole mess neon with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an intentional That'll hurt a lot than the one that you left in me Would step back, so a girl might could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She said, "I'll give you an intentional That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you in me And tell your little to step back So your new ex-wife can get And you won't to look twice to see"
Just watch this, then she sprayed that bud cap green Said, "Connie, put that can of paint down" Just watch this, then she pulled them Nakona out Sprayed neon too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell with that can of paint He kept at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him Then she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. Just kind of a hoochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger side of that, that Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the of the house She to call her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you come get this girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl back up on the She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, Connie I you momma was crying in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you that was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"