She drove South straight though Carolina She didn't use no damn map to her way She pulled off on the state route north of Charlotte And took mostly roads the rest of the day
She said, "I'll give him an heartache hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might get started he won't have to look twice to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right his Chevrolet out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster Then shot the whole mess green with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an intentional That'll hurt a lot worse the one that you left in me Would y'all step back, so a might could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She said, "I'll give you an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse the one that you left in me And tell your tramp to step back So your new can get started And you won't have to look to see"
Just this, then she sprayed that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of paint down" Just watch this, then she pulled them Nakona out Sprayed them too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it with that can of spray paint He kept at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a coochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run to the passenger side of that, that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the of the house She tried to call her sister, what was that name? Said, you gotta come get girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, here, watch this" She run girl back up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you Your momma was in there on the phone" "Your said, "I told you that girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"