She drove South I-95 straight though She use no damn map to find her way She pulled off on the route just north of Charlotte And took mostly county the rest of the day
She said, "I'll give him an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might get started Then he won't to look twice to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and Dale Jr. poster Then shot the whole mess neon green a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an heartache hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me Would step back, so a girl might could get started Then he won't have to twice to see"
She said, "I'll give you an heartache hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me And tell little tramp to step back So new ex-wife can get started And you won't have to look to see"
Just watch this, then she sprayed that bud cap green Said, "Connie, put can of spray paint down" watch this, then she pulled them Nakona boots out Sprayed neon too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She it hell with that can of spray paint He kept at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him Then she did a dance on top of Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a hoochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger side of that, Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the on the back of the house She to call her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you come get this girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, here, watch this" She run that girl back up on the She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you Your was crying in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I you that girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"