She drove South I-95 though Carolina She didn't use no damn map to her way She pulled off on the state route just of Charlotte And took mostly county roads the of the day
She said, "I'll give him an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse the one that he left in me Would y'all back, so a girl might could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and Dale Jr. poster shot the whole mess neon green with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one you left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might get started Then he won't have to twice to see"
She said, "I'll you an intentional heartache That'll a lot worse than the one that you left in me And tell your little to step back So your new ex-wife can get And you won't to look twice to see"
Just watch this, she sprayed that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of paint down" Just watch this, then she pulled them Nakona out Sprayed neon too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell with that can of paint He kept yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she him Then she did a dance on top of that Jr. poster Just kind of a hoochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger side of that, that Monte And she sprayed on the hood on the back of the house She tried to call her sister, what was that name? Said, you come get this girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that back up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, Connie I you Your momma was crying in on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you that girl was gonna get that""
She said, "Watch this, here"