She drove I-95 straight though Carolina She use no damn map to find her way She pulled off on the route just north of Charlotte And took mostly county the rest of the day
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get Then he have to look twice to see"
She drove up across the yard and to his momma's Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Jr. poster shot the whole mess neon green with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an intentional That'll hurt a lot worse than the one you left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She said, "I'll give you an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you in me And tell little tramp to step back So your new ex-wife can get And you won't have to twice to see"
Just watch this, then she that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of spray down" Just watch this, she pulled them Nakona boots out them neon too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it with that can of spray paint He yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a coochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger side of that, that Monte And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the back of the She to call her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you gotta come get girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you Your momma was in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you that was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"