She drove South straight though Carolina She use no damn map to find her way She off on the state route just north of Charlotte And took mostly county roads the of the day
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me y'all step back, so a girl might could get started Then he have to look twice to see"
She up across the yard and to his momma's garden Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed into his Chevrolet out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster Then the whole mess neon green with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an intentional That'll hurt a lot worse than the one you left in me Would step back, so a girl might could get started Then he have to look twice to see"
She said, "I'll you an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you in me And tell little tramp to step back So your new ex-wife can get And you won't have to twice to see"
Just watch this, she sprayed that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of paint down" Just watch this, then she pulled them Nakona out Sprayed them too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell that can of spray paint He kept yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she him she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster Just of a hoochie coochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run to the passenger side of that, that Monte Carlo And she sprayed on the hood on the back of the house She tried to call her sister, what was that name? Said, you gotta come get girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an intentional "Alright, alright, Connie I you Your momma was crying in on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"