She drove South I-95 though Carolina She didn't use no map to find her way She off on the state route just north of Charlotte And took mostly county the rest of the day
She said, "I'll give him an intentional hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me Would y'all step back, so a might could get started Then he have to look twice to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. Then shot the whole mess neon green with a can of spray
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get he won't have to look twice to see"
She said, "I'll give you an heartache That'll a lot worse than the one that you left in me And tell little tramp to step back So your new can get started And you won't have to twice to see"
Just this, then she sprayed that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of spray down" Just watch this, then she pulled Nakona boots out Sprayed them too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell with that can of spray He yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him Then she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. kind of a hoochie coochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger of that, that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the back of the She tried to call her sister, was that girl's name? Said, you gotta come get girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl back up on the She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you Your momma was in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"