She drove South straight though Carolina She use no damn map to find her way She pulled off on the state route just of Charlotte And took mostly roads the rest of the day
She said, "I'll give him an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse the one that he left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get Then he won't have to look to see"
She drove up across the yard and to his garden Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and Dale Jr. poster Then shot the whole mess neon with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an heartache hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me Would step back, so a girl might could get started Then he won't have to twice to see"
She said, "I'll give you an heartache That'll a lot worse than the one that you left in me And tell little tramp to step back So new ex-wife can get started And you won't have to twice to see"
Just watch this, then she sprayed that bud cap green Said, "Connie, put that can of spray down" watch this, then she pulled them Nakona boots out Sprayed them too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She it hell with that can of spray paint He kept yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she him Then she did a dance on top of Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a hoochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the side of that, that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the back of the She tried to her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you come get this girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, here, watch this" She run that back up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you momma was crying in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you that was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"