Insanity

I've got a little problem
that I can't control at all
I like to kidnap little children
from the local shopping mall
I chop them up in pieces
even though I know it's vile
I'm just a helpless victim
and I'll say so at my trial

they'll never get me
i'm pleading insanity
i'm getting off scot free
i'm pleading insanity

my mommy used to beat me senseless
with a rubber hose
made me play naked twister
and stuck her pussy in my nose
because i was abused so bad
it warped my fucking brain
i'm killing little children
is how i deal with all this pain

my shrink says i'm a victim
and i couldn't help myself
but six months down the road from now
he'll say that i am well
i'll thank my shrink and my attorney
for helping me get free
i've got plans for a relapse
and another murder spree