Beer Shits

Beer shits!! Beer shits!!
Run to the crapper again
Will it ever end
I think I need Depends
I think I've got the bends
Beer shits!! Beer shits!!
Sliders coming through.
Farting fiery goo.
Spraying out my guts
This morning really sucks
Beer shits that's the pits!!
My sphincter's shot to hell
Beer shits that's the pits!!
I'm dying from the smell
Beer shits that's the pits!!
I'm puking out my ass
Beer shits that's the pits!!
How long can this last?
Drinking beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer shits!
The toilet's overloaded
Beer shits!
The septic tank exploded
Beer shits!
Castles and cheap beer.
Beer shits!
That combo should be feared
Been drinking for two days
The price it will be paid
Intestines start to churn
Will I ever learn?
Drinkin beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer shits!!