I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played pong with his own ding dong motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the you waitin' for, sing along
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then me Would you rather get feltched or do the 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I just you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's