I was born a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go handle of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played ping with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' of yours? Say no more, the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's