I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played ping with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, what be goin' that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, then tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's