I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather said that I in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got chased off with a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up it with the thing on he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane