I was born a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to my face off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every thing off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane