I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My said that I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I know what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong he played ping pong with his own ding dong That got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up underneath it the thing on he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while yelpin' Shady, what the you sayin'? I don't know help me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's