I was born a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My said that I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother "I don't know what the up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played pong Then he played ping pong with his own dong motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up it with the thing on he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch Yeah, well then tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I you to feel me like my stepfather felt me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm meltin' "Marshall, I just you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane