I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, what the you waitin' for, sing along
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I get naked when the babysitter tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane