I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather said I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get go handle this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a movie 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane