I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know what the fuck's up this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up it with the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you know what feltch Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I know help me
What the happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's