I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather said I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That motherfucker's got like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the you waitin' for, sing along
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's Shady, what the you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane