I was born with a in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I know what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to my face off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping Then he played pong with his own ding dong motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, what the you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's