I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I don't know what the up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go handle of course unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played ping pong his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I want you to feel me like my felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know me
What the happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane