I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably just to see how upset you would get I'll go handle of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off with a he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he ping pong with his own ding dong motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch Yeah, well then tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's