I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm But it was X and they it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane