I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping Then he played ping pong with his own ding motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane