I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He just hung in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got chased off with a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the you sayin'? I don't know help me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's