I was born with a in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest", the day my mother said "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get go handle this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping Then he ping pong with his own ding dong motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I want you to me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the while he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get when the babysitter tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane