I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played pong he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I you to feel me like my stepfather felt me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the tells me She showed me a movie 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the scene
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's