Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a and three mistresses
Even the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
'Cause thanks to him never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered gold Benz
I ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And always by my side, every minute, every hour
it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that me itch
If it weird remember the voice made me do it
I don't question what he says I get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out what cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling with a small length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just wanna say
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own banks, plus an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?