Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and three
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god men, only without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener to your face, and
prance the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex with a grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If asks you what the hell
your doing, give a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, every
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the milk that made me itch
If it seems weird the voice made me do it
I don't question he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling with a small length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old a baby need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep magnets until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own banks, plus an inflatable watch
And paid Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in your head, and say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?