Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
time I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to make a
I just listen to my inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you the hell
your doing, give a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen again
And always by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I don't question he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white horizontally suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony licking
margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and down
a flight of stairs, surely he would said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?