Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story on the beach
With a pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven of vacation a year
If people me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I just to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've had to deal with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live dogs to your face, and
prance around the terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him never live on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to a shower
Still I complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I don't question what he I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old does a need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
thing to the of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?