Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story on the beach
With a swimmin' filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god men, only without the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the from all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little cranial
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my
Doesn't matter, and to be I don't wanna know
thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener to your face, and
prance around the subway screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone you what the hell
your doing, them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me
And figured out it was the opossum milk that me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I don't question what he I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni want to be set on fire and shoved down
a of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?