Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Paris is poor white trash
I take weeks of vacation a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
time I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I just listen to my inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the from all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible
"Record an all-banjo Falco album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on noodles again
And he's by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk made me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I don't question what he I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in your head, and say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?