Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white
I take forty-seven of vacation a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen again
And he's always by my side, every minute, hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the opossum that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I question what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've in bed
Just listen to the voice in your head, and say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?