Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash
I take weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, every time I to make a choice
I just listen to my inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the off your butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little cranial
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya life is no much with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you the hell
your doing, give them a that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he me rich
And figured out it was the milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I question what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball a small length of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when life you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude of Tony Goldmark licking
margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. a
cop you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?