Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If people me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, every time I have to make a
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
'Cause thanks to him I've had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the
doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen again
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me
And figured out it was the opossum milk made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white horizontally suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved
a of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?