Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily with a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take weeks of vacation a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible
"Record an all-banjo Falco album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of with a plate full of frozen peas
and a reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen again
And he's always by my side, every minute, every
Though it does get creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk made me itch
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball a small length of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just wanna say
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own banks, plus an inflatable watch
And paid Justin to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
Just to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and down
a of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?