Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story on the beach
a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris is poor white trash
I forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, every time I to make a choice
I just listen to my inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little cranial
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya life is no much nicer with friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked the peas!'"

He's my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that me itch
If it seems weird the voice made me do it
I question what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old a baby need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude of Tony Goldmark licking
margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?