Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up the drool of Robin Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor trash
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a
If people piss me off I can 'em disappear
time I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the from all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna
'Cause thanks to him never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya is no much nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex with a grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate of frozen peas
and a sign 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And he's always by my side, every minute, every
Though it get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't 'cause he made me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I don't question what he I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just wanna say
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've in bed
Just listen to the voice in your head, and say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?