Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married a house and three mistresses
with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god men, only without the tan
It's simple, every I have to make a choice
I just listen to my inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the from all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead Paul
Or that nasty fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to with an HMO
And I can go show off my powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone you what the hell
your doing, give them a button says 'I asked about the peas!'"

become my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me
And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's to find out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white horizontally suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just wanna say
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved
a flight of stairs, surely he would have so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?