Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married a house and three mistresses
with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up the drool of Robin Leach
Richer a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris is poor white trash
I forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, every time I to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I wanna know
'Cause to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya is no much nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex with a grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that 'I asked about the peas!'"

become my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, hour
Though it does get kinda when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that me itch
If it seems weird the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the seven years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small of rope hanging from it,
and around the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep magnets until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've in bed
listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony licking
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?