Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story on the beach
With a pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so cash
That to me Paris Hilton is white trash
I forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I just to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun we can make using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya life is no nicer with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex with a grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone you what the hell
your doing, give a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, hour
Though it does get kinda when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I don't question he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the seven years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white horizontally suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And paid Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his and now I'm makin' major duckets
If it for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
Just to the voice in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony licking
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?