Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the of Robin Leach
than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If people piss me off I can 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the
The reporter says "gesundheit" and ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the off your butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle
Or that nasty fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no nicer with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him never live on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, every
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a
Still I can't 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the made me do it
I don't question what he says I get up and get to it
"Itemize in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be before too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep magnets until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?