Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a and three mistresses
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story mansion on the
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, every time I have to make a
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the from all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya life is no much nicer with friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to face, and
prance the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a full of frozen peas
and a reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles
And he's always by my side, every minute, hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a
Still I can't complain he made me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I question what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven
and a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out what urinal cakes like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling with a small length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be before too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin'
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you stayed in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark
warm off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?