Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a and three mistresses
Even the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story on the beach
With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven of vacation a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, time I have to make a choice
I listen to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk all the supermarkets and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna
thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener to your face, and
prance around the subway screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to have sex a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you the hell
your doing, them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll live on Ramen noodles again
And he's by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to a shower
Still I complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me
If it seems weird the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven
and a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'"
idea
"It's to find out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of hanging from it,
and around the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat are full of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?