Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the girls I know got the big big
I got a ten story on the beach
With a swimmin' pool up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If people me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, only the tan
It's simple, every time I have to a choice
I just listen to my little inner voice, and he
"Shave all the hair off your and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I wanna know
thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of peas
and a sign 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And always by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me
If it weird remember the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next years
and mail a report to the President with a saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to find out what cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old a baby need to be before it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. Let's out.
"Keep swallowing until your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I just say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing
So when life makes you feel like you stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony licking
warm margarine off a malnourished out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie big Officier Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New and become a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?