Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm married with a house and three mistresses
Even the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and Lexuses
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' pool up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
simple, every time I have to make a choice
I just to my little inner voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off your butt and it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out species of rodent is the most flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can using only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered gold Benz
I tell ya life is no nicer with invisible friends
"Record an Falco tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no reason not to sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone you what the hell
doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on noodles again
And he's always by my side, minute, every hour
Though it get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't 'cause he made me rich
And out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems remember the voice made me do it
I don't what he says I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's to find out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
Sounds fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I don't know. find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can video tapes."
do

So to guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer blanks
And now I own banks, plus an inflatable watch
And Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major
If it wasn't for him I'd be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you stayed in bed
Just listen to the in your head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, he would have said so explicitly by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and become a rap artist."
Oh... do I to?