Luyện nghe bài hát Inner Voice

I'm happily married with a house and three
Even with the I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some
And all the I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten mansion on the beach
With a swimmin' filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much
That to me Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of a year
If piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man I am?
A god among men, without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to a choice
I just listen to my little voice, and he says
"Shave all the hair off butt and glue it to your nostrils"
OK
"Steal all the milk from all the and put it
in the cows"

"Find out which species of rodent is the flammable"
OK
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make only a chainsaw
and Philbin"
Yeah!

So how do I explain my little cranial
Intuition, premonition, or possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my uncle Paul
Or nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal an HMO
And I can go off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya is no much nicer with invisible friends
"Record an all-banjo tribute album"
Done, and done.
"Put on a tutu, glue two live dogs to your face, and
prance the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
OK
"There's no not to have sex with a cheese grater."
Hmm, no, I not.
"Set up a outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I about the peas!'"

He's become my best friend, sticks me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never on Ramen noodles again
And always by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me
And figured out it was the milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice me do it
I don't question what he I just get up and get to it
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next years
and mail a report to the with a note saying 'Here!'"
Good
"It's time to out what urinal cakes taste like"
If you say so
"Get a black and white horizontally suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope from it,
and tiptoe the airport."
like fun
"How old does a baby need to be it's too big
to fit the toilet?"
I know. Let's find out.
"Keep swallowing magnets your farts can erase video tapes."
do

So to that guy in my head I wanna say thanks
For my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an watch
And Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm major duckets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be McNuggets
So when life makes you feel you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in head, and he'll say
"Fat people are of toys. Go get some!"
Yeah!
"Build a 20 foot tall statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
pleasure!
"If Yanni didn't to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so by now."
Yeah, I so.
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Big Mac
thing to the back of car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
You got it!
"Move to New Jersey and a comedy rap artist."
Oh... do I to?