Inappropriate Jingle Bells

BOTH: Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

BOTH: Christmas time is here
With our perfect family
Gifts under the tree
DAD: Is that one there for me?
MOM: Ha, ha, ha!
DAD: Oh look, another tie
Thank you so much, dear'
I'll add it to the pile
I get one every year

BOTH: Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
DAD: Hey!
BOTH: Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, hey!

MOM: So you don't like your gift?
Well, where the heck is mine?
Oh, I remember now
You forget it every time!
DAD: Don't you worry, dear
I got you one this year
It's the perfect present
FOR SHOVING UP YOUR- ear?

BOTH: Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one, horse, open SLEIGH!
DAD: Hey!