Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you dance, its cool to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll stand off at the side you know your a little or whateva', but this one of these joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it simple ...slide

If you can't dance this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide that's all you gotta do... You can't dance then this is jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, that's all you do
Now we all the boy at the club, all liquored up,
Boy with the bub tryin' to 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, too tight
Boy down
Now I just messing with you
I got better to do
I'm to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the you could do
get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
Cause equate dance with sex
They see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you gon' be like, up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, rule #1, ya name,
it Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
Cause you do it

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the night, right
& this Dude's out on the floor oh damn, way 'over-dancing'
So his wanna holla at me

She thought my was Billy, I told her it was Willy
She said she my TV show & I was very silly
Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said,
& judging her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she her name was Etta
She said she come from Cuba and she had bought a Jetta
She said she was glad I met her, let's go together
She said she'd ride in my car she knew my car was better
The conversation cookin', getting' tookin'
My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody
Now who this brotha lookin', & now he runnin',
I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I almost had my in
I figured I should get up & quickly my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & I'm feelin' set-up
Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he let up
Homey if I hit you, you might ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he handsome
Comin' like Mel Gibson, I had his girl for ransom
Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo...

Now rule #3 is easy, pleasery you ain't on "Beat Street"
feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves don't nobody do no more
Draw too attention to be adventurous on the floor
There's a that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, uh, it's a shame we haveto discuss
That there's no lip or pelvic thrusts
I mean, you think move will put the sting on her,
you too close, to put a ring on her?
You don't know that girl, cling on her & don't put your thing on her...cool?!