Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you dance, its cool to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll stand off at the side you know your a little embarressed or whateva', but this one of these joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it ...slide

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby, to right all night
Slide that's all you gotta do... You can't dance then is your jam, baby
Left to all night, slide, that's all you gotta do
Now we all know the boy at the club, all up,
Boy with the bub to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', too bright, pants too tight
Boy settle
Now I just messing with you
I got better to do
I'm to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the best you do
Wanna get next to Boo, the less you do the better
Cause women dance with sex
gon' see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you gon' be like, up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, rule #1, ya name,
it ain't Usher, Justin or Hammer, we can touch ya
Rule #2, do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
Cause you do it

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night,
& this Dude's out on the floor oh damn, just way
So his wanna holla at me

She thought my was Billy, I told her it was Willy
She she watch my TV show & I was very silly
Told her I was from she looked at me said, 'Really?'
& judging from her t-shirt, I tell that she was chilly
So I her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
She she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
She she was glad I met her, let's go somewhere together
She said she'd in my car cause she knew my car was better
The conversation cookin', attention getting'
My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody
Now who this brotha lookin', & now he runnin',
I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I had my hook in
I figured I should get up & quickly my head up,
Etta got a man & I'm feelin' kinda set-up
Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he let up
Homey if I hit you, you might ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't
Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for
Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo...

Now rule #3 is easy, pleasery you ain't on "Beat Street"
feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no
Draw too attention to be adventurous on the floor
There's a reason that don't do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but #5 is serious, uh, it's a shame that we haveto discuss
That there's no lip or pelvic thrusts
I mean, you think that move put the sting on her,
you too close, to put a ring on her?
You don't know that girl, don't cling on her & put your thing on her...cool?!