Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you can't dance, its to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll stand off at the side you know your a little embarressed or whateva', but this one of joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it simple ...slide

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby, to right all night
Slide that's all you gotta do... You dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, all you gotta do
Now we all the boy at the club, all liquored up,
Boy with the bub to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', too bright, pants too tight
Boy down
Now I just messing with you
I got things to do
I'm trying to help, I got a for you
I know you do the best you do
Wanna get to Boo, then the less you do the better
Cause women dance with sex
They see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you gon' be like, up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, rule #1, ya name,
it Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
Cause you do it

So I'm up in my in Miami the other night, right
& this Dude's out on the oh damn, just way 'over-dancing'
So his wanna holla at me

She my name was Billy, I told her it was Willy
She said she watch my TV & I was very silly
Told her I was Philly she looked at me said, 'Really?'
& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell that she was
So I gave her my sweater, she said her was Etta
She she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
She said she was glad I met her, let's go somewhere
She said she'd ride in my car she knew my car was better
The conversation cookin', attention tookin'
My Spidey tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
Now who this lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I had my hook in
I figured I get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & I'm kinda set-up
Now was really fed up & yo, he wouldn't let up
Homey if I hit you, you never ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't
like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
Yo, wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide

Now rule #3 is easy, that you ain't on "Beat Street"
Sweet feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, be doing moves that don't nobody do no more
Draw too attention to be adventurous on the floor
There's a reason that nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, uh, it's a shame that we discuss
there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
I mean, you think that move will put the on her,
you too close, tryin' to put a ring on
You don't know that girl, don't on her & don't put your thing on her...cool?!