Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you can't dance, its to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll stand off at the side you know your a little embarressed or whateva', but this one of these joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it ...slide

If you can't dance then is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide that's all you do... You can't dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, all you gotta do
Now we all know the boy at the club, all up,
Boy the bub tryin' to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, too tight
Boy down
Now I ain't messing with you
I got things to do
I'm trying to help, I got a for you
I you do the best you could do
Wanna get next to Boo, the less you do the better
Cause women equate dance sex
They see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you gon' be like, up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, #1, know ya name,
it ain't Usher, or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, never do a dance you do, why stupid,
Cause you do it

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night,
& this Dude's out on the oh damn, just way 'over-dancing'
So his Mommy wanna at me

She my name was Billy, I told her it was Willy
She said she watch my TV show & I was very
Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said,
& judging her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she said her was Etta
She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a
She said she was glad I met her, let's go together
She said she'd ride in my car cause she knew my car was
The conversation cookin', getting' tookin'
My senses tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
Now who brotha lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
I'm mad I'm a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
I I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause got a man & I'm feelin' kinda set-up
Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he let up
Homey if I hit you, you might ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't
Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for
Yo, Pedro go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide

Now rule #3 is easy, pleasery that you on "Beat Street"
Sweet feet, you tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no
Draw too attention to be adventurous on the floor
There's a that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, uh, it's a shame that we discuss
That there's no lip biting or pelvic
I mean, you think that move will put the on her,
you too close, to put a ring on her?
You don't that girl, don't cling on her & don't put your thing on her...cool?!