Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you can't dance, its to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll off at the side you know your a little embarressed or whateva', but this one of these joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it simple ...slide

If you can't dance this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide that's all you do... You can't dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, that's all you do
Now we all the boy at the club, all liquored up,
Boy with the bub tryin' to 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too
Boy down
Now I just messing with you
I got better to do
I'm to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the best you do
Wanna get next to Boo, the less you do the better
women equate dance with sex
They see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you be like, 'hold up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, rule #1, ya name,
it Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
#2, never do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
Cause you do it

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night,
& this Dude's out on the floor oh damn, just way
So his Mommy holla at me

She my name was Billy, I told her it was Willy
She said she watch my TV show & I was silly
her I was from Philly she looked at me said, 'Really?'
& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was
She said she come from Cuba and she had bought a Jetta
She said she was glad I met her, let's go somewhere
She said she'd ride in my car she knew my car was better
The cookin', attention getting' tookin'
My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody
Now who brotha lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I almost had my in
I I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & I'm kinda set-up
Now was really fed up & yo, he wouldn't let up
Homey if I hit you, you never ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't
Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his for ransom
Yo, Pedro go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide

Now #3 is easy, pleasery that you ain't on "Beat Street"
Sweet feet, you tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, be doing moves that don't nobody do no more
Draw too much to be adventurous on the floor
There's a reason don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, uh, a shame that we haveto discuss
That no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
I mean, you think that move put the sting on her,
you too close, to put a ring on her?
You know that girl, don't cling on her & don't put your thing on her...cool?!